The Morning News

Chamillitary mayne "Fighting broke out overnight between rival factions Along the Israeli-Syrian border Initial reports claim Israeli jet fighters bombed a guerilla base Killing at least 49 soldiers and 13 civilians Damage to the base is said to be heavy and the Israeli jets Are reported to have made it back to their headquarters safely A 49 year-old unidentified man went berserk last night Opening fire with a 12-gauge shotgun in a parking lot." [Chamillionaire] RING THE ALARM! Terror alert, victory! I stay droppin that bombness Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump stay arguin' about nonsense They'd treat me as good as Hugh Hef' if I had a mansion full of blond chicks If adultery was a felony, then Clinton would be a convict Put you in the same position and let's see what you'd really do They tell me that I sold out if I execute the "No Snitchin'" rule Sound like it was a good idea, 'til a murder happen to you Dumb stupid as stupid dumb, either one you don't have a clue Voice perfect for CNN but knew Larry King wouldn't hear it through Bill O'Reilly's an idiot, he ain't the only one with an opinion fool E-mail this to my publicist so the media is gonna hear it too You get on TV and get at me then I'mma get on the CD and get at you [Hook] Uncle Sam says to pay your tax Even just to learn gotta pay for class This part-time hustle really ain't gon' last So today's forecast is to make more cash It's the news, news, news Let 'em know the truth, truth, truth It's the morning news, news, news Let 'em know the truth, truth, truth It's the morning news [Chamillionaire] In the strip club, ballin' Bill collector keep callin' You ain't even tryin to pay your bills, he show up and you dodgin' White man, BALLIN! Black man, STARVIN Looks like Al Sharpton found another cause to get involved in I can't hate to see a black man, and I don't hate to see a black hand Crawlin into that cookie jar cause there's plenty dough up in that man When you're black and you're educated, own people say "You ain't black man!" Maybe black in your appearance but really whiter than Batman CEO's are like slave masters and most of 'em don't even know it Their employees are like slaves, work the bill but don't even own it Your money right and your credit ain't, then the bank still won't loan it If you on top and you ain't payin taxes I hope you enjoyin your moment [Hook] [Chamillionaire] Hip-Hop, crunk music, hyphy music, snap music Sound like a nursery rhyme, get a beat and rap to it Ain't speakin wit a purpose I'mma call it crap music Y'all got your boy gettin mad, my bad, let's back to it Cigarettes is still causin cancer and chronic smoke'll still get you high In the streets or in the sto' another couple dollars won't get you by Truth is a Paris Hilton jail cover story could never fly For that sexy mugshot I could get a million dollars a pop Even Michael's in the media like to make examples outta people just like you Get involved, and I bet they indict you Go to jail, and I bet they don't write you Yeah, you ain't got a college degree then they'll say you're not intelligent And if your class ain't upper class then your opinion is irrelevant [Hook] [Outro] Morning news! The world is crazy Every day I gotta wake up to this nonsense Silly rappers think I'm worried about a punchline I show more purpose than your whole career in one line Victory