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Everything Spanky says is put between brackets Everything Chamillionaire says isn't (Hello?) Hello? Wassup, who dis? (Who dis?) Wad' do ya mean who dis? That you Spanky? (No, there no Spanky here This is, uh, Fo Foo Yung uh...) Man stop playing with me I know your voice man I know that's you Spanky It's Chamillionaire boy (AH Wassup! I see you rollin'! Wassup dog, wassup! You cool my dude? Listen, listen man I didn't mean to call you this time but I was gonna call you On my momma I gonna call you I thought about it- I was just sayin to ma momma and my granmma that I was gonna call you today That's funny that you call me) You be lyin' man I called you for the past couple of weeks man And you ain't picked up the phone not one time You ain't called me back. You dodging me homie What's up with that money you owe me? (Aww man Listen hey listen bro Ya know I'mma keep it all the way real, a 100% wit ya my dude Uh, I dropped my phone and then I lost a piece of it you dig? And then I found it It was in ...Ya know what I... I found my phone today And I told her I was gonna call you And plus was at my baby mama's house And she be breakin' me dog Ya know) Yeah what you need to do is you need to break me off that money you owe me man I'm tired of playing games with you man You call me beggin' me, crying all on the phone Talkin' 'bout you wanna borrow some money And this the thanks I get? (Mayne... Imma pay you yo' money man Stop sweatin' me man I'm sweatin' man Get me a towel man next time you sweatin' me so hard Bring a towel and some Gatorade I need some electrolytes or something man Get off me man Imma pay you your money You a millionaire anyway You don't even need it! What is you sweatin' me for? I got fifteen dollars man You got... got a billion dollars) It's the principal man! (And you sweat me for fifteen Come and get my fifteen dollars So you gonna have a billion and fifteen dollars) It's the principle Spanky! You act like you doing me a favor For paying me back MY money mayne (Girl shut yo mouth) Mayne who is that (I ain't gonna let nobody stop me imma mayne imma mayne Alright then. Alright then I'mma pay this sucka back whenever I feel like it) Sucka? who you calling sucka? (Shut yo mouth [woman shouting in background] I said...) Man I'm tired of you playing these games dog (I said I'm gonna pay you back whenever I feel like it My man You hear me?) Man I'm overseas right now man Soon as I get off this plane (Don't be buggin' me man You bug me one more time Keep buggin' me and I ain't gonna pay you nothing Zero, zip, nata I don't know no more languages But if you know any more languages Say zero and that's what you get Stop callin' me mayne Imma text yo momma) What? (I go to church wit her or somethin')