Internet Nerd's Brother

(*phone rings*) [Intro - Chamillionaire as Dexter - talking] (Charlie) Hello? (Hello?) What's up, Charlie? (What's up, man?) Nothin, just watching "American Idol", just searching on the 'net (Heard anything about Chamillionaire?) [Verse 1 - Chamillionaire as Dexter] (Dexter's Mom) [Charlie] Heard he lost twenty million dollars, how'd he lose that? Heard he got dropped from Universal, how he lose that? Heard his new single and that +Creepin' (Solo)'s+ super whack Anyways, Ludacris just wrecked him on his own track Ha, he's the rapper that my brother hates He commit suicide, so I'm a take my brother's place Let me log on the 'net, I don't have no time to waste I'm a log on Chamillionaire.com and rub it in his face Chamillionaire sucks, Chamillionare's a square He's drops a lot of mixtapes but I don't care If he don't switch it up, then I know he's gonna fail And if he does switch it up, then I just hope it don't sell Hell, he's super boring, he has no swagger He's part of a league of rappers that just don't matter I don't know why DJ Skee or Drama even mess with him Oh no, there he go, sayin he's the best again Plus he had the nerve to call my bro an +Internet Nerd+ I'm a log on his Gmail and hack his f-ing password Sure, he's got Internet fans But I never heard nobody in the streets jammin him Mixtape Messiah, HAHA!, better think again His last one sucked, It never made it up to number ten I couldn't even pretend, that I would ever get him I'll never go to his show and not gonna get his album "Venom" He sucks, what the heck are people even listening to? His rhyme patterns are enough to, make me miserable Make me want to enter in-to a mental institute In the real commercial world, he is like invisible On the 'net, they're sayin he got witty bars I'm a say he's whack, post it under every Diddy blog And plus I wonder overseas, is he really large? He's probably on vacation, I don't think he really toured My sister tried to tell me that he got fifty cars Hi Chamillionaire, none of those are really yours He's really leasin 'em but I'm the one that really knows I'm a put ya on World Star and you're gonna be exposed His personality stinks, can't stand the scent of it Where's his website? He didn't even finish it If he thinks he'll sell as much as Wayne, then he's an idiot I don't think he even made a song good as +A Milli+ yet Chat rooms or something that I'm normally glued to But I don't wanna conversate with none of you fools Cause you think he's good, ant wrong, you lose Yesterday he wasn't even top 10 on YouTube Yeah trick, just admit it, y'all frontin Charles Hamilton, Joell Ortiz, even Joe Buddens All of them are better than him (Dexter), y'all don't know nothin (Dexter, come down here now), ha, my mom's callin me - I'm coming [Why you mad at me man?] (*American Idol plays in background*) (*hangs up phone*)