Bender (Kansas City All-Star Remix)

[Hook] Drinking for three days, some might say I’m on a bender Get a bad chick back to the crib, then I bend her (Over!) Play my shit on replay cuz I’m colder than December “Pard no”, we don’t need no sleep, we keep it rolling off this liquor On a Bender, Bender, Bender, What? [x3] I take this bottle to the head, just might drink till I’m dead, I’m on my Bender, Bender, Bender, What? [x3] We don’t need no sleep, we keep it rolling off this liquor [Verse 1 – KJ] Remix and I’m still faded Bad bitch is still penetrated I prefer the whiskey but I’m shooting Jager At the bar, two hoes, looking like a player Bitch I am your father like Darth Vader She wanna lick on my lightsaber The pipe layer, I’ll be damned if I chase her Bitch you cold? I’m an icebreaker Gotta drink a whole pint ‘fore you get to the bar 12 more shots, let ‘em know who you are Can’t even talk straight, but the dick’s still hard And then I cut the pussy right, leavin the clit with a scar I’m flipping the bar like you taught each other, bitch in half Cops wanna press but I hit the gas Smash fast like a virgin cat gettin ass Say that I’m tripping but I’m having a blast COA, we piss out liquor, got your bitch doing tricks while wet like flipper Pull it right out her twat go straight to her kisser Then go to the stall and piss out a river Drink so much I don’t have no liver Only thing I would give her is some bubble gum 151, Malibu rum, that pineapple juice, if you from the town then you know what's up Bona fide sluts wanna roll with us Drink enough liquor to make a nun wanna fuck Now I’m in the club with a bottle of bub, and then I pour it on my head They be thinking I’m nuts Remix bitch y’all know what’s up, COA been killing shit Smashed every shot that a nigga been passed, got the whole city on this bender BITCH! [Verse 2 – Tech N9ne] Imma drink my drinks all night till the bartender yell “timber” Then I get up and I’m telling all the people “look at me and all my splendor” 1 shot of Jimmy and Johnny, Jack and Jose enters And I do about 7 of them, with everybody at the bar but nobody remembers On top of that, pop a molly, she’s gosh and golly, but was hopping hottie I be naughty, come up in the starless lobby, but if you call me slob I’m roar and brawling, like Ali, I just wanna toss your body You boss a lolly, popping across my jolly Grim giant, have a nigga lobster prolly, begin flying You would lick me often mommy I say I won’t drink no mo, the next day waking up in slow-mo But when the homies come over Imma sho go, up in the happy hour to drink more yo Like a do-do, Caribou Lou, that’ll do you, have a nigga in blue yelling “Su'Wu” That’d be something to make em have a booboo, super dramatic You put it away then drinkin “Yoo-Hoo” This gon be yo day, I got chips like frito-lay, and I’m buying She gon say she wanna fuck Tech and COA She want our members in her, but we drunk as fuck and driving Sexist slander, hope we don’t have no fender bender! [Verse 3 – thePhantom*] Phantom I’m so drunk that I might fuck her even if I’m kin to her I’m swerving, put it in the hole like Julius Irving I can’t really feel my nerve endings, who the fuck is serving drinks? I would like a ‘drother nink’ Just threw up in the sink and busted a nut on a pair of triple D’s Why you got to put the phantom after Tech I be the killer with the realest so I’m after bath Mac, cuz everybody with me coming after sex laugh And even on a bender you can have the rest Pray your mom, make em put their hands up like Panama Dammit I pull up to the club And then I stand in line, wanna be favorite, but you know I’m on a bender They won’t hinder the snake when I slither Get getter, make dividends, take feminist’s virginity, silly me I be killing every list lyrically When you’re talkin bout the Phantom and you're talking about infinity Fuck let me dumb it down Scratch that Imma blast past half ass mother fuckers playing grab ass Wanna stash cash, you would think I'm on a cash grab All I want is fucking tonic and a fat ass [Verse 4 - Mac Lethal] Yap Pull up on you in a stone white mothership To bestow my punishment I swear to god that I'm killing every motherfucker Up in Kansas City with my lyrics and I don't write none of it I heard your album, I don't like none of it, except that part where it ends So Imma leave the bar with your friends And if you come you gotta hold my other dick I hit up Dutch Newman on Twitter He brought a ho to my house and I made her cry like Dutch Newman on Twitter I'm bigger than the biggest, uh-oh shots fired (Blue-Blue) I'm on a bender with the genocide, I take your head like a hoop to Ooh-Ooh, I'm cuckoo I got more youtube views than you do, I got more youtube views than you too So 1-2, its a 2 live crew, Never gonna find another 2 like me I rip Beyonce's pussy like Blue Ivy, then I go to jail for two lifees Then I dip, then i dip-dip, Like Dirk Diggler, baby girl this a big dick And I'm looking like a dipstick, gonna chip yo hips, spit-spit on your lipstick I am looking for a bitch with a pussy hole to split That'll do the tootsie roll for me and [?] [Verse 5 - Irv Da Phenom] Ok I'm on a bender, whatever's in that pitcher, gone it Pour it in my cup because I'm running out of liquor Or Imma do the fool, Yea Imma do the fool I wet my whistle like I just got through swimming round in the pool What we drinking tonight? nigga I don't give a fuck If it's 50 proof or better then I'm with whatever bruh Even wine is fine, I drink until I'm blind We gon talk about tonight like "you remember that one time?" You was dancing with that big girl, and I think you took her home Off of grey goose, and Newvo, and 8 shots of Patron Turn a booger-whoop to a model, and a riverdog to a 10 Drink a vitamin water and then I do it all again, I'm on a bend! [Verse 6 - JL of B.Hood] Ay, how you doing over there You know it’s a party going on if you aren’t aware Plenty of liquor, marijuana smoke in the air Superstar status created the atmosphere Gotta keep the moving though, too popular to be stagnate It’s popping but we hopping around a follower magnet Then wanna get an autograph, and come meet the niggas you haven't Hope that it is everything that you ever imagined Pool full of liquor, got high and dived in it and survived Motherfuckers have died trying it, since 5 Friday Liver fried and I did it This whole time closed my eyes for 5 minutes Anything anybody handed, I drank it Gonna regret it in the morning if I make it I know my limitation, I’m faded But yo this ain’t it, gonna probably take a couple of more to make a statement DIBKIS nigga, y'all know me, skinny light-skinned nigga with the KOD I got an asian wife, doing it major like I was already signed by him make you believe that I’m the future Sitting with us, you need a booster Spitting the stuff, sick as fuck, then we unloose her Sipping the cup, smoke a blunt cuz I'm a user About to beat it up like I physically abuse her Go! [Hook] [Verse 7 - Joey Cool] Now I was on that bender, so I can't remember I was on 2, got a little dismembered Never been a big spender, but I surrendered Our bottles of bubbly popping, nigga take a picture Come and give it to me straight, I don't really want a mixer But lately I'm a dick, Imma take her home and fix her Saying I'm a forty, I'm serving and I'm a victor Welcome to the cool life, Everybody enter Tell me where the cash at, you should wear a hat spat You smoke? Just a bit, nigga pass that Get a couple shares, I fill it up with the sticky This is how we do it, we party in Killer City You know what I say, They drinking all through the day Work ain't always time to play, somebody make way I'm tryna get to the bar, Mixing some [?] and making some J Cool it! [Verse 8 - Dutch Newman] Newman! Yea, I'm on a bender bitch, double fist with my niggas on my DIBKIS shit Got a pool full of liquor that I'm swimming with Michael Phelps of Westport, getting ignorant I got a bag of Amsterdam with a bad ass bitch Said she hailed all the way from Switzerland At the bar with the power circle and the only way that you getting in Is with a membership Ha, Ha, I hit up Mac Lethal on Twitter He invited me over to his house and then I made him make me dinner Everything is better on a bender, and all my niggas gettin wavy Miley twerking on my dick so hard that her daddy's heart got achy-breaky [Verse 9 - Yung Stylez] I got a couple straps, now I'm feeling fucked up Like I'm back with the clique, but fuck yea, we winning I don't stop drinking to the room starts spinning (I don't stop drinking to the room starts spinning) Got a case full of beer, and I'm full of liquor And unlimited to drink, We ain't fucking with a bender I need to ask, because your head is hurting What's a hangover, never stop swerving [Verse 10 - Yung Prez] Like woah, Imma get fucked up Boy I'm getting bummy People ask what I'm on, I say that's mad dog 20/20 Me and my nigga's getting dummy, Twisted up off the sticker Imma get a bad bitch and bend her over, and make that ho surrender, Bender! [Verse 11 - Godemis] These dudes want to hate on me, what the fuck am I, a black ginger? My dick go hard, balls to the wall on y'all, too fit for that gender I'm gonna be wavy with a big baby, maybe blowing the cylinder I'm the center of attention, did I fail to mention I'm on a bender? Who's that broad, cuff her hands, Slap that bitch, cut off her pants Excuse my niche, but I'm in a trance (Hahaha) I'm just saying Eat shit it's Strange Music, and these idiots want to bang to it I done peeped them peepin', tryna creep in, reaching Little weaklings can't do it In a minute with a betty, and I bet she suck and fuck for a cup of KC Tea And whenever she thinks she's ready I'm flexing, Karma Sutra, A to Z Cut but I pay no fees, came in the bus and the bitches straight on me I'm like you're welcome for the service now would a bitch just do-re-me With a head full of molly, could I be any sicker, sober be set on this liquor In the Midi it's the Killer City, we swilling and filling up another pitcher You know it's no fun if the homies ain't willing to sticker, flick a picture After all I'm in need of some evidence of it so I can have something to send her Of the bender! [Hook]