Eavesdropping on the Competition

You had the idea of a home You knew I was homesick, not alone You said if you could only get through life Without one opinion, you’d be fine Eating was for the very involved Your voice were the worst of all Now you’re free as the ferry out of Galveston Eavesdropping on the competition You had the idea of a cave Where no one could hear you rant and rave A good place for an insect By God, I didn’t know what to expect New ideas crawled in to undermine You gave them a piece of your mind To be free, you paid the ransom Eavesdropping on the competition Our competition I don’t mean to make fun I ain’t making light The introduction Of a gun You’re more bark than bite The ideas turned into pacts There wasn’t even time to react I signed my name on the dotted line By God, it’s nobody’s fault but mine Fingers crossed behind I shoulda bought that hex potion from that guy Now tell me, where can I run? Eavesdropping on the competition