Happy Birthday

[Verse 1] It's all of our birthdays this summer One number older, another year younger I'll go to your party, you'll come to mine We've given up cigarettes, we've given up wine We've given up caffeine and sworn off desserts I don't try to seduce you, we don't even flirt We're too good to be happy, too straight to be sad So just blow out the candles, happy birthday [Verse 2] Stay out of the ocean, stay out of the sun Stay in perfect shape and be number one We've got brilliant excuses for having no fun So just blow out the candles, happy birthday [Break] Make love in the microwave Think of all the time you'll save And don't forget to make it look As though you're working very, very hard [Verse 3] But I'll be your lover if you will be mine We'll go back to the garden and have a good time And if I'm offered an apple, I'll politely decline And just blow out the candles, happy birthday [Outro] Happy birthday It’s your birthday, Peter Never looked so good I wonder what this birthday stuff really means? I mean, it’s my birthday too Do I really have to act like a grown-up now? Hold up my end of the conversation? Have opinions? Oh no, maybe I can hold off one more year for those Well I guess, maybe I better make a wish All these candles out in front of me Let’s see, what should i wish? I wish...I wish that everyone--no I wish for one very, very large, big...I wish--no, no, no I wish that my mother would finally--no, no, no Happy birthday I wish...hmm...I wish-- I wish for all the people in the world To finally come together as one large birthday cake And I could eat them all up