Debra Kadabra

Debra Kadabra Say she's a witch Shit-ass Charlotte! Ain't that a bitch? Debra Kadabra – Haw, that's rich! (On a ranch her granny Shook her wrinkled fanny…) Shoes are too tight and pointed Shoes are too tight and pointed Ankles sorta puffin' out Cause me to shout: Oh Debra Algebra Ebneezra Kadabra! Witch Goddess, Witch Goddess of Lancashire Boulevard! Cover my entire bodice with Avon Cologna And drive me to some relative's house in East L.A. (Wooden dog!) (Just till my skin clears up) Turn it to Channel 13 And make me watch the rubber tongue When it comes out From the puffed & flabulent Mexican rubber-goods mask Next time they show the Binaca Make me buy The Flosser Make me grow Braniac Fingers (But with more hair) Make me kiss your turquoise jewelry! Emboss me! Rub the hot front part of my head With rigid unguents! Give me bas-relief! Cast your dancing spell my way I promise to go under it Cast your dancing spell my way I promise to go under it Cast your dancing spell my way I promise to go under it (Oh, hell, yes!) Cast your dancing spell my way I promise to go under it (Oh, hell, yes!) Cast your dancing spell my way I promise to go under it (Oh, hell, yes!) Cast your dancing spell my way I promise to go under it (Oh, heel, yes!) Learn the Pachuco Hop And let me twirl ya… (Learn the Pachuco… learn the Pachuco Hop an' lemme twirl you) Oh Debra Fauntleroy-Magnesium Kadabra! Take me with you… Don't you want any of these?