Stop, Drop, Roll

[Verse 1: Davey] Hooked on hip hop phonics, yeah it works for me So jump aboard, yeah this train is free The conductor, let me toot my whistle The instructor, of the funky uncle fizzle We be dancing on a lake when it ain't froze over We be walking on water while you're sinking your rover If you step any closer you'll be eatin' some teeth So please step back, I entreat [Verse 2: David Eff] I dish deep like, deep dish supreme Step large walk hard on a two man team, yup Gangsta lean, I'm Kitchen Clean We gettin' clout like a carnivore gots gout So shout out loud All you party people bring it when the time is decreed Your feet are in need of a one step, two step TCB like Bubba Ho-Tep, baby [Chorus] Stop, Drop, Roll, Roll Stop, Drop, Roll, Roll [Verse 3: Prince Early] Look, tonight's the night P Dot Early's on the mic I came to get the party hyped Dressed to the nines, punchline I got more dimes than a fourth grade lunch line I'm gonna get mine Mine stake mine really Chi-Town cat getting cheese like philly Order steak at the grilly, I flow chilly Put jokes on every rapper, like Laffy Taffy silly Look, I make the groove get down I love it when she shake that little ghetto booty girl like oh Hold up, touch your knees to your elbows She like my kicks, I betcha Nike don't sell those But I bet you sweat your weave out the velcro Let your milk shake, put them fries on the track Let me fill your order girl, I'm a Big Mac And you's a chicken nugget head, dip it in my chit chat [Chorus] [Verse 4: David Eff] Cast my net, off the side of a boat I ain't pulled up fish, I pulled up a microphone And some dope beats, unsurpassable feats Surpassed by me, fortnightly Walk softly, but I carry a big stick Nasty, oh it's so fantastic Like Lincoln, lemme log lemme log We the slammer, Emcees is Pogs [Verse 5: Davey] We be on ya Like a boar hog on a corn cob Like a dog on a pole Like a rat on a Cheeto Like a polo popped collar on an alt-bro Like skinny jeans wherever hipsters roll, woo It's day old and bold, so put some bag balm on it Cause I'm told From pole to pole, from coast to coast We smooth as hummus on fancy toast [Outro] They're bringing out the nanny, ladies and gentleman Can't Stop Won't Stop Mega They're coming through the door They're holding the sceptre, so put away your sword Just leave it alone Can't Stop Won't Stop They're coming home to roost