Poet Laureate

[Canibus] Yo, Houston to Earth, watch the Ripper crucify you with verse My urethra to ya uvula quenches your thirst Put your flames out with dry desert dirt where leopards lurk Lock your soul down with an esoteric weapon search Strap a bomb to one of your labels record clerks And activate it as soon as they get to work Ring the alarm, red alert, nigga it gets worse Bypass security networks with select words Megahertz make nebulas reverse till your head burst Call the press first and ask them who got the best verse Give me the respect I deserve If you are what you eat, it's obvious I can't eat what I'm worth Y'all niggas eat pussy and burp The other half of y'all suck dick till your jaws and ya neck hurt When you address me nigga end your sentence with, "Sir" Critics went berserk they ain't even heard my best work See I broke into the mind by Quietly going by their eardrum walls and hotwired they skulls Yeah I earned the name Canibus, but what did it cost? Battle rap is nothing but a serendipitous whore Niggas probably like, what the fuck he dissing him for? Yeah he dissed me first but you was never informed I'm one of the top five nigga, my shit is tight nigga You heard it right nigga, I rock mics nigga But the limelight isn't where I belong The top four don't even look in the mirror no more If they did I'd be in the mirror looking back at 'em Ready to grab them, kidnap them and put them on my album I rip jackers, Rip the time/space fabric Loop the future with the past tense looking for patterns Eradicate Africans that sold Africans to Saxons And forced black men to pay taxes Attack a wack bitch with counter tactics Split your bullet proof chassis in half with a rapid Gatling Keep firing at you till you trapped in Non-combatants scramble for helicopter extraction While I'm back at Fort Bragg bragging How I tortured them faggots and stabbed them with Rip the Jacker daggers Slay dragons with old passages from black magic manuscripts I found in the cabinet written in Arabic Translate to characters one by one like Arafat tarot cards suggest I make terrorist threats through your stereo sets Various anthrax carriers sending sarin to the press With an imaginary address, Cani's the best Untraceable, your pictures unpaintable, canvas that's wet Let me dry you off wit some of this fire I spit 26 years old nigga look how I spit A microphone fiend since I was like 14 My Cuban uncle used to sell cocaine, OK? I'm reloaded, you fucking wit the wrong MC Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease to the whole industry Potent as Hennessey that was distilled in Tennessee One shot scrambles your memory indefinitely Nowadays a hundred bars ain't impressive to me You stepping to me nigga do it intelligently You wanna battle or you wanna fucking wrestle wit me You ain't better than me, you just got an obsession wit me Canibus hybrid, the cake icing of rhymeness As I grow older I get colder like the declining climate Of earth's environment, I'm entirely tireless Rhymes come from my higherness of wireless dialect Scientists from Sirius B designed my specs Astrally project during heightened sex, chakras connect Doctors inspect what they can't possibly interpret yet That's why they revert to threats They curse and throw fits They like immature earth cadets looking like Captain Kirk in a dress Lyrically I step on you, rip on you Then I defecate what I just digested on you I'm better than you, I'm better than you, I'm better than you Just to get the chequered flag I'll put the pressure on you Put the extra effort on you write a motherfucking letter to you And your editors too, threatening you Detective check your mail and your messenger to You can take this verbal slashing that I left as a clue Execute the type of wickedness the devil approves Which basically means I can do whatever with you I'm a rap music mutant with a cool name Misconstrue fame, but I spit butane Blue flames out giant CO2 tanks Demagnetize memory banks, enhanced, advanced One of a kind like modern man's retina scans Quick as a glance and flickers from kerosene lamps What you want me to break first? Your jaw or your grill? What type of spit you want from me? Sparkling or still? Study law, Yale draw up my own deals So the longer they resist me the stronger I feel Spread the ganglia from Tanzania To the flats of East Anglia, give up, you can't keep up The man eater in a wife beater Spreading Typhoid Fever through mic receivers with light reverb Type in the right keywords, I might emerge Takes a really nice nigga to incite these nerds Niggas wanna see the gully in me, keep fucking with me Never under pressure, I keep the pressure under me Burn the weed Drop a freestyle on the internet then watch niggas burn the CD Upload a picture of your mug getting DP'd I'm one size away from 13, believe it she peed I'm the illest and its gonna be that way forever Word of mouth is good but a mouth of words is better nigga No body gets sicker than the Ripper