Telephone Song

Hello![x2] Sittin' all alone like that You happen to catch my eye Would you like to buy a girl a drink? Sorry! Oh, goodbye! Hello![x2] Table four is calling table nine, how are you, mister? I get fine! Sittin' all alone like that You happen to catch my eye Would you like to buy a girl a dance? Yeah! Wait up! Goodbye! Hello! -Hello! -Hello! -Hello! Table seven calling number three How are you, handsome? You mean me? We can see you, can you see us? Would you like to have a dance? The rhythm to the music's hot Maybe if we could talk it over here Hot, close, why not? Alone, alone You shouldn't sit alone like that Alone, alone Alone in a night like this Alone, alone You shouldn't sit alone like that Alone, alone Alone in a night like this Yeah, look! Hello! -Hello! -Hello! -Hello! Etc Table seven is calling number nine, how are you? Table eight is calling number two, how are you? Table five is calling number three, how are you? Sittin' all alone like that You happen to catch my eye Would you like to buy a girl a drink? Would you like to buy a man a drink? Would you like to buy a boy a drink? Will you? Why not? Goodbye!