Wasteman

[Verse 1] I got a phone call from Jammer Hahahahaha... I'm only playing But it turns out I've gotta teach man some manners I was on my way back from a big show Then I seen "Light Work" in a Facebook banner Man are tryna make EPs about me But let me explain why that don't matter People lie, numbers don't People fade, numbers won't Numbers make people go broke Now we got a popstar talking like he's road How was it light work if it took five months? Five months is a long time to be ghost You look so stressed out, I hope you've not been Drinking again, that's a downward slope [Hook] How do you go from pop back to the grime scene? Wasteman He shaved off the shit on the back of his head cause of me Wasteman He got relegated and kicked straight out of the league Wasteman Now he comes back in a Velour tracksuit, how you mean? Wasteman [Verse 2] I had to start training again Cause I heard it was gonna start raining again My biro dried up but it doesn't matter Cause my lyrics don't get made in a pen My lyrics, they go straight to your head To the point that I made man take an offence I made man chop off his mohawk Before he came back ranting and raving again Wait, wait, it's five months too late The nominations have been done, my friend You can bring out six tracks in one week But a hat trick sounds like a desperate attempt You made 46 Bars of Pretend If you ask me, that was a waste of a send I will open your headspace, making a mess I'm Freddy Krueger, you're Jason again [Hook] How do you go from pop back to the grime scene? Wasteman' He shaved off the shit on the back of his head cause of me Wasteman He got relegated and kicked straight out of the league Wasteman Now he comes back in a Velour tracksuit, how you mean? Wasteman [Verse 3] We can't have a fight like Ryu and Ken Cuh we know you can only get brave with a pen Nobody comes to your shows Cause it's like watching a zombie waking the dead Right now I'm on about 50% My tour's gonna be one major event When you get booked, nobody turns up So you might as well do your shows in the Thames Mad, I can just see the resent And I know that you've been struggling to pay rent You don't get shows and your EP flopped And I've got an EP in the top ten I roll deep, it's gonna get peak when I'm here You look like the Crazy Frog with a beard I left a man six feet deep, then he crawled out of the ground Now I've gotta done your career [Hook] How do you go from pop back to the grime scene? Wasteman He shaved off the shit on the back of his head cause of me Wasteman He got relegated and kicked straight out of the league Wasteman Now he comes back in a Velour tracksuit, how you mean? Wasteman [Outro] Oh boy! (Wasteman!) Right now, ladies and gentlemen, we've got the main event (Wasteman!) And I can't wait to hear what he says next (Wasteman!) He must feel like a wasteman! And in the blue corner Weighing in at a measly 60lbs We have a wasteman! Bugzy Malone Wasteman!