Jesus, Elvis and Me

[Verse 1] When you walk in our house it's on display That shiny white polyester rhinestone cape Right there next to that cuckoo clock The one that every hour plays "Jailhouse Rock" [Verse 2] She's a certified WWJD fan Got an autographed picture of Billy Graham She loves to hear the preaching at a southern revival She takes a custom-made blue suede King James Bible [Chorus] She loves Jesus, she loves Elvis, and me I'd have to say that's pretty good company I don't mind the fact that I'm number three She loves Jesus, she loves Elvis, and me [Verse 3] When I saw her at the Barron County Baptist Church She was singing Rock of Ages, first line of every verse It was all that I could do to keep from falling in love When she hollered "Hallelujah, well thank you very much" [Bridge] One walks on water, one hung the moon So we celebrate Christmas in our velvet-lined jungle room Oh yeah [Instrumental break] [Verse 4] She dresses like Priscilla every Halloween And goes around quoting John 3:16 I'm okay with other men in her life And she loves "Love Me Tender" and that's alright Mama [Chorus] She loves Jesus, she loves Elvis, and me I'd have to say that's pretty good company I don't mind the fact that I'm number three She loves Jesus, she loves Elvis When it comes to love she ain't selfish She loves Jesus, she loves Elvis, and me