Brown Eyed Handsome Man

[Verse 1] Oh arrested on charges of unemployment He was sitting in the witness stand The judge's wife called up the district attorney [Chorus] Said you free that brown eyed man You want your job you better free That brown eyed man [Verse 2] Flying across the desert in a TWA I saw a woman walking across the sand She'd been a-walking thirty miles en route to Bombay [Chorus] To meet a brown eyed handsome man Her destination was a brown eyed handsome man [Verse 3] Way back in history three thousand years In fact ever since the world began There's been a whole lot of good women shedding tears [Chorus] Over a brown eyed handsome man A lot of trouble with a brown eyed handsome man [Verse 4] Well a beautiful a daughter couldn't make up her mind Between a doctor and a lawyer man Her mother told her, "Darling go out and find yourself [Chorus] A brown eyed handsome man That's what your daddy is a brown eyed handsome man" [Verse 5] Well the Milo de Venus was a beautiful lass She had the world in the palm of her hand But she lost both her arms in a wrestling match [Chorus] To win a brown eyed handsome man She fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man [Verse 6] Well-a two, three the count with nobody on He hit a high fly into the stands A-rounding third he was a-heading for home [Chorus] It was a brown eyed handsome man That won the game it was a brown eyed handsome man