Wicked And Weird

[Verse 1] Driving with a yellow dog, I-95 He's got a smile on his face and big shiny eyes Up at a decent hour, never ate yet Got a little Johnny Cash in the ol' tape deck Nothing in the trunk but some baseball gloves A pair of jumper cables and a set of golf clubs Blanket on the back seat, we're in rough shape Sunroof held on with a bit of duct tape Looking for a gas station, better make a list Fill'er up with regular, I need to take a piss Sexy girl air freshener, snacks and that pinwheel Top up the fluids, clean the bugs off the windshield Not a care in the world, not a how and a why No destination, not a cloud in the sky Back on the road not a moment too soon Dish ran away with some other spoon [Hook x2] Wicked and wierd, I'm a road hog with an old dog Singing slow songs, tryin'a hold on Wicked and wierd, I'm a rat fish Tryin'a practice doin' back flips on your mattress [Verse 2] Hole in the muffler, ghosts on the shoulder Cough drops, loose change in the beverage holder To roll down the window, you gotta use a wrench Been thinking about brushing up on my French Right there in the glove box, if you should look You'll find 40 parking tickets and a copy of the Good Book Don't bother looking, you'll never find me I'm starting from scratch and leaving trouble behind me [Hook x2] Wicked and wierd, I'm a road hog with an old dog Singing slow songs, tryin'a hold on Wicked and wierd, I'm a rat fish Tryin'a practice doin' back flips on your mattress Wicked, wicked, wicked and weird [Verse 3] Christ Almighty, there's a rattle in the wheel well Dog fell asleep and man, I don't feel well But all I need's a half decent breakfast And I'll be back at it, dirty and reckless Five o'clock shadow, lips like mudflaps Hands like eagle's talons, eyes like hub caps The further I get, I keep goin' faster Whispers in the wind and cows in the pasture I have no plans and nothin' to prove either I eat out of a bag and sleep in a movie theatre The highway's a story teller, I just write it down Already been beaten, there's no way to fight it now I just kick back and keep warm on the cold days And laugh cause it ain't like it was in the old days I figure when I make it to the Heavenly gates They'll be working on my car and playing '78's [Hook x2] Wicked and wierd, I'm a road hog with an old dog Singing slow songs, tryin'a hold on Wicked and wierd, I'm a rat fish Tryin'a practice doin' back flips on your mattress