Pants on Fire

[Verse 1: Buck 65] Sky diver, your pants are on fire, and the rest of your clothes is glowin' And for some strange reason, your nose is growin' My skin is crawlin' Everybody's chin is fallin' Jaws are droppin' left and right Lost cause, you came like a thief in the night With nice white teeth and a tight ass And long conversation Fascinating feeling to spend months in your company I never felt uncomfortable Even with my clothes off Chillin' so hard my ass almost froze off Everybody shows off and wants to look presentable But the fact of the matter is that Accidents are preventable From the sound of the candy wrappers Down to the handicappers Everybody's got to exercise a little caution But every so often expect things to get hectic or Technically difficult and I begin to get skeptical Especially when the Canadian bacon gets sizzlin' Isn't it a sin when the ceiling is invisible We need new inventions That reveal peoples' true intentions A portable pride protector Affordable lie detector The wild lifestyle has the tendency to intimidate But it isn't your invitation to imitate In front of my face You spoke my gospel like an apostle But on the other side of town, you got coke in your nostril Just for example, we all wanna live a bit Whatever, it's your body of water Why should I give a shit [Hook] Who are you anyway, and where did you come from Dumdum, just when I thought I could trust someone The mask comes off, and your face fades away And you radiate eighty-eight full shades of gray [x2] [Verse 2: Buck 65] Black and white rainbow, you know you ain't actin' right Game show hostess, stabbin' every back in sight The time has come to thicken the blood And make no mistake, I'm a stick in the mud I'm a kick in your pants and I'm a lump in your throat And I'm the hassle in your castle, I'mma jump in your moat Splash, hypocritical Condition the hospital Makes this mission impossible, pretty much I've got no patients left and as a physician or doctor It puts me in an awkward position No magician can trick me, or lick me with a cattle whip So what makes you think that you can sink my battleship? Nah, we ain't family, drama queen, the camera's rollin' Show me your swollen mammaries before the moment's stolen Slow-motion Picasso Wearing the wool socks And coming with the full clip I'm sick of this bullshit [Hook] Who are you anyway, and where did you come from Dumdum, just when I thought I could trust someone The mask comes off, and your face fades away And you radiate, eighty-eight, full shades of gray [x2] [Outro] "I don't need anybody. Did you hear what I said? Did you hear what I said this time? You wanna know the truth? I could have had any girl I wanted in school. Any girl I wanted. You know why I didn't have a girlfriend? Huh? Because there was nobody that I liked. Nobody that I liked. That's the truth. I could have had anybody. There was nobody that I liked, because girls stink. They stink. They're evil. And they're all bad, all of them. They're backstabbers. Like you."