Mouth Wash

The F word feels ugly in my mouth Clumsy, huff and puff, but I guess I'm not tough enough I'd have to say mainly it makes me feel strangely And frankly I'm not that angry a person So cursin' and swearin' ain't part of my presentation Play me on the radio without a moment's hesitation Don't ever worry about your little sister listenin' I used to have this thing for model Helena Christensen Which is completely irrelevant, blueberry elephant Anyway I like to consider myself more eloquent I got more potent potions in my syringe And when I hear one of my old songs with the F word I cringe now I'm not tryin' to make anyone feel lesser It's just that it don't go with any of the clothes in my dresser Some people think that it's the best word in the English language But for some reason recently, it causes me anguish Saying the F word takes too much effort Except when I'm having sex, I say it next to never Saying the F word takes too much effort Except when I'm having sex, I say it next to never Saying the F word takes too much effort Except when I'm having sex, I say it next to never Saying the F word takes too much effort Except when I'm having sex, I say it next to never