Centaur [Acoustic Version]

Most people are curious Some wanna get dirt on The Centaur, I'm famous I walk around with no shirt on The easiest way would be for you to lie face down I'm a man But I'm built like a horse from the waist down People are afraid of me but act like they love me Feast your eyes upon my nudity I am Beauty and the Beast I have plenty to say But nobody listens because my clock is so clean The hour hand is missing, and so I'm famous for it "Freaky" is what everyone's name is for it Sure, it's larger than yours I'm a CENTAUR for Chrissakes! I like to eat rice cakes and listen to classical music I'm told passion is my specialty But really I'm old-fashioned And I'm quite well-built As far as physiques go So people seem to think that I belong in a freak show They wanna have pictures taken Constantly assumin' that my sex drive Is three times that of a normal human Askin' silly questions like I'm their personal mentor All they care about is my undercarriage because I'm the centaur The porno industry Wants to pay me lots of money to appear in books and movie Cause they think I look funny But I'm lookin' for true love Not cookies and crumbs More than a sore thumb, I have a complicated mind I'm not the favorite kind of companion For the average person Sometimes things start well But eventually worsen when sex becomes a problem Or else they're unimpressed with the attention that you get Bein' a centaur's love interest You don't care about my next life Just my ex-wife and the intimate details of our sex life Most people are curious And wanna get dirt on The Centaur, I'm famous I walk around with no shirt on The easiest way would be for you to lie face down I'm a man But I'm built like a horse from the waist down Most people are curious And wanna get dirt on The Centaur, I'm famous I walk around with no shirt on The easiest way would be for you to lie face down I'm a man Call me "country" So handsome Known to throw a tantrum Quick on the draw got a job pulling a rickshaw Rock star talkative, talented, provocative Awkward socially, unusually emotional Weighed in proportion my heart is the warmest Unfortunately for me my private part is enormous.. Also the normal, I am also the authority on all sorts of important stuff morally the Centaur Historically horrible, adorable not exactly Magically attractive, drastically endowed Rocket powered jock-unit, nothing new to talk about it Don't even look at me sideways or crookedly I am crotchety in more ways than one, macho Watch out now I am furry and furious Most people are curious And wanna get dirt on The Centaur