The 1st Whutchacallit

[Bubba Sparxxx] Uh-huh, uh-huh That fish, that money, Bubba Sparxxx.. Uhh Now allow me to present the very first resident Of this millenium mindframe, no angel but heaven-sent So make a print on this landscape and when it's little as a handshake I convince you to think of Bubba as yo' brother the color of mayonnaise We lockin up these airwaves from LaGrange to that staircase And your projects up in Queens with no budgets nothin but dreams I consume me a couple of Beams now I'm feelin like life is wonderful Got me seein past the lies that otherwise make me uncomfortable I'm peepin out this jungle full of snakes, tigers and elephants All huntin the same prey but the chase got them all negligent And Betty looks so elegent but our motive's dirty like sediments It takes more to make Bubba sway to slick talk at handsome measurements Fuck it I'm turnin celibate - nah, I'm only playin If yo' lady listenin now, takin her on home but she stayin I bet y'all think he playin when he tellin y'all he the first Whutchacallit, alcoholic, with that 32-gallon thrist [Hook: Bubba Sparxxx] Who was the first whutchacallit? Actin foolish at yo' function The first whutchacallit - tryin out yo' daughter's suction The first whutchacallit - lookin clean and still stankin The first whutchacallit - in your head has gotcha thinkin I'm the first whutchacallit - spinnin frequent in yo' city The first whutchacallit - every weekend gettin shitty The first whutchacallit - ridin chrome just because I'm the first whutchacallit - with some nuts all in my drawers [Bubba Sparxxx] You probably saw me out in Kaia lit pushin up on Mya When the vibe ask her why I bet she say that I'm a liar But I feel like I'm that fire and these bitches share that sentiment My project's in the woods scarin like the Blair Witch with Flippin it, from one roll to another head then cut her In the back, another knack, now picture that with out a rubber Out the cutter twistin green, listenin to what you seen That slick shit you spit get nada, not a fuckin thing Fuckin Queens small time but mostly it's just bear holes And assholes with Aloe but I guess you know how that goes I'm shallow for now, but wait a second, it gets deeper I'm through cryin over her cause after this shit I want neither I'm off the meter totin heaters cause you showed me that's the sensity A country Caucasoid talkin noise cause it's my destiny What you thought it was ain't nothin like what it is From the swats up to your neck, got every cent bumpin in [Hook] [Bubba Sparxxx] Hey man forgive me if the thought of Bubba woke you from yo' sleep But next time, get that phlegm up out your throat before you speak Why won't you just compete instead of mumblin petty shit? Or let me visit witcho' gul to see how wet that Betty get Very sick how I spit, next let's hit the next millenium I'm fuckin with the best, then I kill the rest, I pity 'em Oh Bubba K's the silly one - hmm, that Sparxxx my interest We lose so many units that the fuckin charts exempt us For me to guard is endless, got me tryna get some ice So I can see the pray to Christ, cause right now I'm hatin life I won't never take advice so let me be to find myself And even though I can't see I beg you Lord for helpin well And whoever else that felt my plight, I hope you take flight The flaws, snappin jaws, no applause, exit stage right From daylight to the day gone if you ain't wrong stay strong And show these fuckin faggots seven figures they can hate on [Hook] Whutchacallit, get yo' ass up, get yo' ass up, get yo' ass up Get yo' ass up, get yo' ass up, get yo' ass up boy, get yo' ass up [Hook] .. Like that, 9-6, (?) .. Bubba K, Khalifani on the beat .. Rip the face off of this bitch .. G.A. mob up in this bitch, like that .. Baby give me love