The Lazy Song

[Verse 1] Today I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything I'm gonna kick my feet up Then stare at the fan Turn the TV on, throw my hand down my pants Nobody's gonna tell me I can't I'll be lounging on the couch Just chillin' in my snuggie Click to MTV, so they can teach me how to dougie Cause in my castle I'm the freaking man Oh, oh [Pre-Chorus] Yes I said it I said it I said it cause I can [Chorus] Today I don’t feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don’t feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything Nothing at all [Verse 2] Tomorrow I'll wake up, do some P90X Meet a really nice girl, have some really nice sex She's gonna scream out: 'This is Great' Oh my god, this is great Yeah I might mess around, get my college degree I bet my old man will be so proud of me But sorry paps, you'll just have to wait Oh, oh [Pre-Chorus] Yes I said it I said it I said it cause I can [Chorus] [Chorus] [Outro] Nothing at all Nothing at all Nothing at all