Tequila

[Verse 1] One shot, two shot, three, Tequila floor Cowboy bouncers about to bowl me out the door Jose got me stumbling, mumbling like a fool That worms got a kick like a Tennessee mule Wake up in the morning, hurting head, skinned knees Ain't no doubt about what's putting a whooping on me [Chorus] Tequila goes down easy, Lord, it sneak up on me fast Tequila, great big buzz in a little bitty glass Tequila [Verse 2] Glass, salt, straight up, chilled lemon, lime Blue on the rocks, frozen margarita's time Mexicali, Blue Agave, fire in a bottle Too much Cabo Wabo, do the Cucharacha wobble You think by now a drinking man would learn You don't go toe to toe with that little bitty worm [Chorus][x3]