HYPOCRALYPSE

Required video viewing before reading: You Tube video “National Security Alert,” It contains undeniable proof 9/11 was a CIA conspiracy In the video’s last half-hour, a co-conspirator confesses on camera View Related Website: Pilots for 9/11 Truth A Rap / Hip-Hop Opera Filmed in Five Acts HYPOCRALYPSE (Sign Up da ‘Wood) Lyrics By Brian Michael McCormick For MCA, 2Pac Citizenfour, Ed Snowden, Julian Assange, Bradley Manning, Kevin Jarre, Coluche And Terry Hyatt from the Queens Children’s Shelter (Hip-Hopera film script written December 25, 2014 – February 14, 2015) AUTHOR’S DISCLAIMER: THIS TEXT IS A FICTIONAL-SATIRIC RAP HIP-HOP OPERA LIBRETTO IT IS NOT AN APOLOGY FOR TERRORISM, IT IS MEANT AS SATIRIC RAP IN THE MANNER OF MCA/BEASTIE BOYS, OR CHARLIE HEBDO IN FRANCE, AND IT IS PROTECTED BY THE AMERICAN FIRST AMENDMENT AND EUROPEAN LAWS ALLOWING FREEDOM OF SPEECH (Copyright, 2015, Brian Michael McCormick. All Rights Reserved in all media.) -------------- (Rap/Hip-Hopera Lyrics by Brian Michael McCormick, on Genius website name BrianMcCormick) EXTERIOR ESTABLISHMENT SHOT, MONARCH BAY, CALIFORNIA 1977 “Well, when the President does it “That means it’s not illegal.” “Nixon Admits to David Frost “On Watergate: I was Illegal Eagle” INTERIOR YAHOO GLOBAL NEWS ANCHOR KATIE COURIC’S PRISON CELL, (THE FUTURE) Every President since has double-crossed Why we had a hunchback for a boss Read the red-headlines today Don’t know what-the-F-word they say - North Korea-SONY fender-bender A never-ender “Bush Sr. Hypno’d John ‘Warlock’ Hinckley “Sirhan-Sirhan Squeaky-Frommed Huntley-Brinkley” Now we’re stuck wit’ McCartney crinkley INT. MIND OF THAT BLACK ACTOR WHATSISNAME, TOM HANKS(?), IN “THE GREEN MILE” Hope they let Katie outta Colonel Klinkly Girl tunnel out through a colonoscopic wormhole Like Stephen King caught in a Mexicali sauce mole Now that we a FEMA-Masonic State, we all in Stalag Oswald CAMERA GLIDES THROUGH CELL BARS, ENTERS MIND OF KATIE COURIC THROUGH HER EAR Irgun Masons JDL Mossad Not on No-Fly torture-terror list Just Arab Muslims Nuns an’ they “marionettes,” Xmas firestorms out of Santa’s Ana Mud-slide quake robo-reported Beverly Pills got it distorted “Brad buys Malta for his Alter’ “Takes a pop at Ratso” Equal to NK leak “Oprah’s a fatso!” “Where Is Crash McKlintock?” Op Ed piece The New York Titty Two-page spread bangin’ Mayor Shitty K J-un gon’ nun-chuk yo “Academy Snubs Leo Da Cap, Bro” Too bad it’s not a .38 snub blow River Phoenix, Heath Ledger go Jack N shrugs, “I warned ‘im!” Shoulda armed ‘im Sign up da ‘Wood Sign up da ‘Wood Natalie did not survive that flood Woody Allen say, “Soon-Yi Surrender,” mutha-f-in’ offender-up-ends her Gets a three-picture-deal at SKG “Studio Supports ‘Governor Gropenfuehrer ’” Stealberg-Katzenberg-Geffen-Schwarzenegger Man they SK G’S Schicklgruber’s our nine-inch ruler The “Carpet Eater” crunches Sony numbers No it’s Cos’ in trouble One-to-Three at Tahatchapee OJ murders Jew and a woman “The glove didn’t fit” Then admits it - go fig’ Landis manslaughters Viet children Gets off with a wrist-slap acquit, craven Jean Harris murders, out in five-to-seven N.O.W. busts her out by illegal pardon Stealberg’s good with “ET” obese chilled-dren “Sperm-breath” five-year-old Drew in Steal’s kitchen Geffen left SKG that must SK fo’ po’ Satan “Do you renounce the works of Steven?” “I do.” David Gettin’ on in age, Davidian’s Branch Takes grads from Eton in full plumage Boy half-century younger began a gawker Now he’s the G’s gentleman stalker That fellow drinks Tchai-kovsky Nutcracker Sweet. Poor abused Tar-kovsky In “Intercruller” (“TARR” it’s racist undercover) Must cost a pretty penny when he Squiggies Lenny his effendi Pee-pole movin’ in Pee-pole movin’ out Why be-Cos’ of the color of they kin Or they re-lig-in We all Willy Loman on da totem We all Lindsay Lohan on da scrotum Paris Hilton Freidman Milton Greenspan Stilton It all “Double Trouble” mockumentary You want it, cost ya double-century C’mon, models, REBEL! Sign up da ‘Wood Sign up da ‘Wood They cowards and they cowens PBS, Brollywood Cable does Peckerwood Like Agent Sully would They cowards and they cowens Sean’s Clooney Penn bit off some anga Wished Kim ‘borted by Margaret Sanger “Notably absent” from the wingding wedding Leo da Cap Bro an’ Brangelina Cuz’ that poppa Ratso got dinged An’ not at 7-‘Leven Judge Reinhold Altadena Or Simp’s Heimer wit’ Tony Carpet Cleaner But by Mr. an’ Mrs. Myth Speak of da Devil’s Demon House Speaker I gotta Boehner For Kim Kardashian Girl’s got a Glorious Leader Double platinum Gonna double flatten ‘em I’m Guardian of da Piece One man K-J-un “fish”-fry tease Kim Kim-Jongs-‘em till she’s Kim-hip-grippin’ That girl need a dog-tail snippin’ Jong’s Fear of Flyin’ still a peter seller Bit role at the bottom of the Indian Ocean cellar Flight recorder Dr. Strangelove’s dynamite performance Why’s it a black box why not white or at least Geronimo Flight MH-370 shot down by Guantanamo “It was Wi-Fi-jacked and comin’ in too low” Or was it off Garcia, Diego It’s Sunny as von Bulow Guy see ya, Die, ego Ukrainians shoot down MH-Flight17 New York Times blamed it on Crimeans “Bullshit piles up so fast “You needed wings to stay above it” Like that fly caught by Lyle Lovett In “The Player,” Hollywood, love it or shove it Islam AK-47’s assault and peppered Satirical poobahs at Charlie Hebdo “I’ll have da Sauce Houlebecq à bouc to go,” I got a rocket-propelled fanfarronade For all the moron moutardes At the Harvard Malpoon Chief Thief Alfred E. Rayman Serves two “Peters” Brueghel’d style Cayman “Big Fish Eat Little Fish” cooked up in deep dish (Last five words spelt in near-reverse) Served with white whine Phlegm-mish “Pissing at the Moon” he feelin’ mighty peckish Fo’ Brussel sprouts An’twerps Alla dem bruthas Breughel Brueghel Painted “Shipwreck Next To Castle” I’m da “blood-red paint house painter” Dhimmi Kimmel St. Thomas Sawyer follows Huck Finn’s candle To da Castle to slay stuck pig Eric Grendel “Wipe yo’ feet don’ you track white blood into my Hell!” Shouts his mutha like some G-effin’ mohel House paintin’ inna curious color Elmer Green “Fishermen and their Catch by a Ruined Tower” “Triumph of Death” “The Fall of the Rebel Angels” “Ibis on a Swoop to F-k da Ship’s Poop” Like Mung Birds from lands of Gordongecko Je suis (a Viet) ‘‘Charlie,’’ Hebdo Michael Hastings Magazine, ed., fashionista Kardasho Served up on PETA bread at da Abacadab Bro over on Melrose SNL’s Jim Bowney good at da low blow T-shirt say “Je swish Abdo.” The Satanic Purses delivered in a thousand hearses Billion-print-run at a million biles-per-hour (There will be a Submission fee for the Khartoum Contest) Tribeca Trifecta star Phecda Monsieur Houlebecq “Lemony-Ticket” a Fee-Masonic Scott Rudin Production “Kosher Prices to Rise fo’ Extreme Bio-Unction” “Politicians Rushed to Photo Op Junction” Sarkozy shakes Hollande’s presidential hand H. grinning ear-to-ear Like da premier of “Palais Royale” Film Diana starred in as Olive Oyl Who told da gunmen when Hebdo editors meeting Seems Masonic seems “le marketing,” In Hebrew Freemasonic Atbash code January 7 (1/7 or in Europe 7/1) is an ode To 71-O-A and in Reverse Atbash Z-Th Combining into AZOTh, Universal Solvent In alchemy the Goat’s eye or blood Charb an’ Cabu goat satirists sacrificed An’ 1/7 refers to 3 : 17 Book of Genesis Circumcision, metzitzeh b’peh Sucking blood from infant’s wound “Laugh-In” Maltese Bippy goons Spilling blood-for-ink, cartoonists swooned In Freemasonic Code of Number Conversion 7/1 = 71 = 63, in numerology 666 the Beast “The Profit Has Been Avenged” The star-planet moving to the East “ISIS Still Expanding in Spite of US Victories” Freedom of Speech Means Freedom to Peach Fo’ Minister of Info’ Faux Minister of Infaux Not Mohammed, naw E. Rayman playin’ Allah At MohamMAD Magazine Ed., Dieudonné M’bala M’bala Jean-Marie Le Pen his child’s godfather Reglement de Comte de Bouderbala Look it up chump Second verse same as perverse: Ghislaine (allegedly) sold clits to nitwits Like Kardash a-ledge-lee They dash car crash car at Leona Helmsley Whut next Reza Mohammad Shah Pahlavi In bed wit’ eleven underage Antares Stars shine late in Buenos Aires O’ wuz Dershowitz seen wearin’ lit tits? Twirlin’ mortarboard tassels Whatta buncha – I mean, P. J. O’Porkrinds Having a twin Guinness on Isaac Butts Bar There he sees on the Isaac Butt Swivel-Bridge Dershowitz teeterin’ on allege “Jump!” shout da Feds “Allegedly” from da ledge he leaps Dersh’ topping his pizza wit’ a Dershosplash Maxwell to world, “That’s show biz, Kash!” Bob Maxwell taken out wit’ a shotta joy-juice “’Board his yacht on international Andrew Passed da Twelve Smile Limit lost at sea wit’ crew Jacked Mossad fo’ PROMIS software backdoor trapdoor Couldn’t run on werdnA, they got ‘im wit’ a hypo Man that shit’s from V. S. Naipaul! Name droppin’ hostage swappin’ Rap somethin’ catchy Notorious Big Amitahb Bachchan Itchied a Scratchy Pope Leo Die Cap an’ his Brother Bishop Pecci Both buggers trigger temblors finger-lickin’-techy Like Ruskin Rose LaTouche’d by Lyndon LaRuche Twin grotesquery I say it then it’s in yo’ bouche – Whassup wit’ dat Kurt in da Hat? I’m writin’ a memoir, Separated at Kurt Me ‘n’ Kurt Andersen somehow born Brians-Siamesed By Kurtian means into early retirement I’m eased I got da feelin’ I been sleazed Meanwhile He-Kate be Queenin’ Triplets never gon’ be gleanin’ “Kurt Noses his Preen Gland “anting” His book cover photo a Dorian Grey On You Tube boy looks like “Beverly Hillbillies” Miss Jane Without da “J” Kurt’s tail curtailed like Kash’s âne In a Zero Sum society politicians Study “L’affaire de Metro Charonne,” “Battle of Algiers’’ “Punishment Park” “Potemkin’’ “Zabriskie Point” “The Passenger” “Vanished” Ancient Incans sacrificed humans To their god Condor, Operation Condor 60,000 “disappeared,” Bottled City of Kandahar Not just the Shining Path guerillas Students, leftist leaders, union organizers Pas de problem, c’est en-dehors Freemasons killed Chris Marlowe An’ stole his style an’ career Shakespeare as da front man Lord Henry Neville as da haunt man “Da Kate whut ate da Canary Islands, but JSTOR still trumps Cass “Canary Eats Kurt” He’s a literary lyin’ Huck that Sackbut “Hara-Kiri Shut Down by da French State “Over a “De Gaulle is Dead” Caricature “44 Bow Street years later “Charlie Hebdo slammed by Islamic dictature “Fo’ Mohammed Hara-Kiri-cature” “Charlie Hebdomadaire “Charlie He do my dare “Bonny Prince Charlie at his Ebb do ma derrière We livin’ through Hypocralypse Arabs justifiably pissed “U.S. Deliberately Missed” Children hit weddings blammed Bulgarian Chinese Embassy slammed Cartoons vicious attacks, man No Hate Speech muzzle Fo’ all white males at Hebdo hustle It’s a Kalashnikovian Kardashnakovian jam Praise da’ Marmite jar An’ pass da admonition “Arabs Kebobed “In a Paris Banlieue” Counter-Strike by Friends of Fascist Front Nationale Against “les meluns” but not too rational “It’s been a blasphemy” Becomes “it’s been a blast fo’ me,” Freedom of Spit, I am not Charlie Why wasn’t da whole damn French state arrested As terrorists when Mitterand’s boys bombed Greenpeace Rainbow Warrior Wit’ a tricky quickly tickin’ apparatus? One man killed name of Pereira So France could test da Bomb in open-air Pacific Yet Mitterand died after a famous “Last Supper” Served in bed by Dr. Jean-Pierre Tarot An endangered Ortolan singin’ ruptured Cooked Mouffetard-style rue Pot de fer Like a South Sea lost pilot Google search The Little Prince committed suicide While Mitterand gets scuppered, his hide Not a Brit Periah Not F.M. apron fo’ Alain Bauer 33 Degree man of da hour Not a Socialist Messiah Not a terrorist “Me Sigher” Who killed Native Son Richard Wright? Got a shot of rauwolfia serpentina Left like da Israelites and Brown, Tina Forced outta da ‘Wood by Ronnie Chasen’s wit in a Blonde v. Blonde cat fight Purina Later Ronnie shot by MI-6 hyenas Gov’s run by Alessandra Czarina Not Il Duce but Mussolini’s daughter 1.2 million on NSA surveillance list What are we, Miss USA? Or terrorists’ chemical constituents valence list? Welcome to da Non-existent States of America NSA lotta bullshit, but No Flies List Methinks Le Pen is mightier than her drawers Backwards inside-out “drawers” nearly spells “re: sword” “They went on to their just rewards” Pulled Le Pen out of le rocher “New Rochelle Arthur Fisher King seeks Holy Grail” Arab Islam Freemasonic Fail Red Crusader cross on sniper Kyle’s tail GALAHAD backwards spells DAHAL A G In Sanskrit then Hebrew DEEP DISH New-Person/Ox Pride/Lift Up King Arthur’s Galahad a deep dish idiot In deep shit pyx then lifted up Sony sacri-fallen ritual Trial of da Pyx Master of da Mint Pocket precious Mittal Who’d da dude kettle In dat Tabernacle fettle Gracula religiosa Salvador Allende Tony Franciosa’d “Dracula Jets to Phuket Thailand “Mick Jagger Caught in Asia Mynah” Hepburn “worth a battleship” Yet Bill Holden got his tubes muddled Opposed to family in a world of cannibals Read it in Alec Guiness Book of Scandals George Soros an in-denial Hoofnagel Read da red-headlines in Tony Curtis beach sandals: “Peggy Guggenheim Invented the Hoof Bagel” “Jimmy Stewart Wins Croix de Guerre “For Not Understanding Heidegger” “Carstairs Calls Americans ‘Morons’ “Takes a Sleeping Potion” Sleeps in The Lewiston Daily Sun During the Depression Rests on da Snooze-itchuary page beside Peg Entwhistle Girl jumped from that H in da Hollywood sign trestle Into inky blackness, pages like an open pestle Day of the Locust by West, Nathaniel Whassup wit’ dat talkin’ grackle Poet inna golden cage Hollywood’s “Golden Age” A lie in Balzac’s “Golden Eye” Mitterand’s Last Supper Steamed an Ortolan Songbird endangered Free-ma-song-ic ritual Worship of Sumerian god Dinigir All in Ortolan, rather maudlin Pereira cooked on Rainbow Warrior “New Zealand’s First Act of Terrorism!” By a French Socialist President Peg called da police wit’ her Endwhistle Her swansong, fell from da trestle Bomb went off as planned Rainbow Warrior sank unmanned Legend Hedgin’ Hedge Fund Fudgin’ Holy Grail Fail Why Not In Jail Hillary caught on tape wit’ a big guffaw “…that’s when I lost my faith in lie detectors!” She got her Chester client off on Child Rape charges We livin’ in da Hypocralypse So much fo’ da “feminist” Heard it from her own thin lips Queen G-whenever got her license to Isis Joggin’ on Nastasia Kinsky Serpentine Crown da Queen wit’ her own olden quotes “There are powers at work in England “We know nothing of…” Hip-hop-cracy Hip-Oprah-cy Hip-Hopera-see “This is the dawning of the Age of Hipocrisy “Age of Hipocrisy “Hip-Oprah-see – “Hip-Hopera-see…” “The Queen purred down the line When I gave her the news” – James Cameron Steamed Salmond an’ furious Sturgeon a Scottish dish Da failure of Scotland’s push fo’ independence Scotsmen in da fen dance Tossed in by Anglo-Saxons Ministre de Travail Robert Boulin Found rigor mortis’d In a pond in da pose of Little Bear President of France Giscard d’Estaing Discard aux étangs French fo’ “ponds” home of James Bonds Deepwater Horizon April two-oh Hitler’s birthday and my own, uh-oh Worst oil leak ever, killed eleven O’Blair suspects Sultan Cistern’s “Auspicious Incident.” Read da red-headlines today, oh boy: “Royals Gift Carnivore Plant To “Helen Mirren for Her ‘The Queen’ Performance” Duchess of Lamebridge Dull chess of A-list Alice Off with her head put it in a chalice Splash in Sauce Houlebecq Nothing seems what it is Nothin’ is what it seems Not even da Solstice beams Precession of that Equine Ox To da slaughter born Poor young Galahad Poor gal Bill had Merlin? Frank Morgan, Tina la Fey’s post-partum “We need apothecary’s RX perfluorocarbon!” Last words of Merlin, grips da forearm “Search for a golden preen gland “In EpStein-on-da-Thames “Have sex with Asian mynahs “Polonius will stop Polonium “Prince Andrew will feel in da pink “Fisher King be illin’ “Throw in da kitchen sink!” ‘Specially Prince “Wilhem” Missed that fateful Hindenburg Hebdo cartoon meetin’ “I guess that saved my life,” It was chance not Fate Guess not Kate (Arrived too late As did Margaret Both cried out With a pout “Why, don’t I rate As a target?”) Fisher King Drank blood-red Werdna Backwards spell cast by Knarf Nagrom Really Frank Morgan Born Wuppermann, Zola of Gorgon Gatekeeper of Oz, Horus of indifferent “coloreds,” Killed like Irish-American comedian Fred Allen (Born Sullivan, Died St. Patrick’s Day) John Kennedy Toole for his parody Of New Orleans Freemasonry And poor, funny writer Flann O’Brien (Gassed away on April Fools Day) What a coinc’ Missed by an inch Frank Morgan’s last film, “Key to the City” Oz Gatekeeper poisoned by witch Masons For whom “Òz” means “OZ = Punishment” Anutha Freemasonic ironic gate creaks open For scared Peg Entwhistle, friend of Glinda Scarecrow, Cowardly Lion, Tin Man Died on that room’s cutting floor Sliced not by director Ethyl Merlin By ‘Wood guys girlin’ Gonfalons unfurlin’ Befo’ da royal funerals Sun refused to come up from London Fo’ da ritual Black Sabbath Greenwich brunch On December Twenty-one King Arthur’s birthday, girl expunged The Impotence of Being Ernest Hemingwayed in Key West furnace He said da FBI hounded him (Hoover’s FBI, Federal Butt Inhale) Gun in his mouth Single shot, sent south I gotta hunch back at da monks’ shack Notre Dame chimera billy-goat about to lunge The Great Wall of Saudi Arabia a PrisonPlanet grunge Dat black occult sun Ibn Khaldoun’d Daggered by Senator Scoundrel Calhoun Obsidian sun’s ray troweled into Paul Robeson Sank, a seagulled scow Deepwater Horizon Solar Prince George TeleTubby Appears in da British Petroleum sky For some “top brick” an’ her chimney sweep A royal hubby West End play not a peep James Hewitt down but never for da money Aye, there’s da rubby-dub-Dubliny Three ducks in a oil-slick robbery The Protestant Ascendancy Who will stop da brain After Global Arming’s torrential reign Baptismal water blessed by Sharon, Ariel Fortunato for us not-holes, oil always spirals Down Da Drain L’Wren wit’ Live an’ “La Haine"! Le Pen Long Marine CUT TO: PROSPERO AT PUCK BUILDING, MANHATTAN, (mid-1980’s) Full-fathom-five my blather lies Those were pearls that were my jibes Like a Low Mar Squid left by eventide Up to his collar at Deptford’s change of sides Collapsed, that bridge in Chaucer’s Reeve’s Tale By the slim weight of Heath bereft of ale Sent down, and we’re still paying The fat rub-cheeked black dye-crowned publican Isaac Butt Home Rule Famine turned from Orangeman Dye made of squid’s ink from Tristram Shandy Ireland Widow Bull’s pub grub quidditch after a neap moon paen Poor Marlowe, too, marooned by prayerless Spy And twelve moons twice over, Kyd’s Spanish Tragedy Put on, put off, life’s invite at last in infant’s humid grasp - Our last breath reduced to rude analogy In a vinegary obit’ estuary And so I erred again into life Like an actress born unto the stage Without a script or reading page White as a ski slope’s end of an age The long wordless tumble into red Vanisha grave My kingdom was quick divided among my fry James M. at SNL given status as Chief Sea Leech Mike L., Horseshoe Crab of Grease, Algae, Acid Beach And what of Maximum Pross, what’s he to toot? He must give his Mira on the wall the boot Gamel too must have his way, camel seahorse With switched sons in a sea ‘roo’s too soon rued pouch Laugh-drunk and far off course His shame slid out without a nurse And gunsel-smooth sadder Kurt His hustler image thirty years out from his last flirt With Gemini-born King Mark, divided my royal mind T’wixt “Brothers” evil whilst I languish here in a land Quite too medieval Am I become Ambassador to Paris? speak of the Neville left to wine And mutton, else, what?, - passing gas without embarrass What Queen in the House of Etheridge would fain leave her genius With an hidalgo come to, at mejor, nada, nothingo Sarco-vagus, he has some nerve, misty e-cigarettes “zee” view Fascist Le Pens whose cold ink pool marines the dew And their Elvish King a simple Flemish ass? Puck-Arielle, fetch me Sandy Caliban Spy’s Gregg “Seth” Killday, the “Celia Brady” peach And your “herbed” companions from Long Island Quahog and Patchogue and Ronkonkama Do not forget Asserie Azoth chefs cordon bleu Wolfgang, Duxbeak, Kinky Trailer Guitar, and have a care Ratzass be there with his friend Michael Caine Alert Nasty, Brutish and also Tall and Short To our predicament, have Ole and Axel call on Abort Talk “Stalin in high-heels,” and all those inducted Into the Odor of Meritorious Tatler By Merle Auberon’s Blondissimus Doomkriegfrau The Blonde Iraqi (just a teensy brown) Editor of VF plays Cher for Maples Marla Then Cher for Ronnie Chasen both of “Burlesque” (The blonde “lead”ing the blonde) She let her membership in humanity lapse While I, Prospero, left on a traffic island, Berlin Alexanderplatz’d Her excuse, “After the Gulf War crisis, brunette trumps blonde,” Has Tina come to this? Burnt P. J. O’Cork for Annie Bleepowitz Though they’re thick as dweebs Gemini Femini Frumpy Liebowitz Or that Diana autodafebiography (Lie detectors fail to confederate her fantasy) What a mess Rudolf Hess “The American Friend” MacArthur planned to invade turf Canadian So the Brits to sleep they pretended While England Slept the U.S. crept Into King Henry the Fowler’s fine bird nets And we must invite Robert Gottlieb Who killed John Kennedy Toole, instead promoted Adope Heller Toole brinked to suicide, Bob a di-putz fella Assimilated simulated see ya later Uri Geller Another two feet on the thinning ledge “Too much of this so its blurring that” Power tie blue-striped shirt “Too much of shit so its blurring shat” Poor Bob missed the fleur-de-lis on JKT’s post The number 3, Bob didn’t see it’s the G The 33 Degree, preferred Heller’s 22 skid-doo And Ian Jack of Granta’s NZ Freemasonic coup When one has The Book of Codes, one sees What’s next, dear Puck, a statue of your putti-shaking-pee From a ledge, drunk Puck teetering over a howling Houston Street? Or some unsteady poet cleaning windshields With a TV critic’s scribblings in the Times On a TV movie based on a Chester Himes At the same time pissing poteen from the wolf’s tooth At Donovan’s farm off the craggy cliff At Bantry in an August-blustery Samhain IRA bomb took out Mountbatten for his Elmer Gantry (Fake name stolen by Essex in lost Wessex) Jacob Omnium can write the Ossipovna Gannibal Column in the Times, here’s my alpha guest list: Bing Crosby’s Sicilian “brudda” Bada Bing, Richard Gere and Buddha Bing Martian Asparagus Amis, King Zuckerberg The anamorphic Bitcoin twins of Uglydirge Ambassadors, both gents provacateurs Drug Czars, the abattoir of stars Pro Albatross wrestlers (keep it to four) Pseudo-DionOvitz, Baron Mauswich And his latest lonely heart attack (No roamin’ Vishniacs!) Ganesha given swine flu Elohim ebola Jesus down with sneezes Allergic to double crosses Dial up a photomontage by Paula Jimenez Van Gogh reading The Haunted Man by Chas. Dickens Professor Redlaw angry about poor Dick’s end James Gandolfini with an escort of Egypt’s top baboons (Freemasonic final photo courtesy of a “Phil-adelphia ‘Koople’”) Télésurveillance police municipale, violence banalisée Tranquillité vacances garanties (dans banlieues gratuites Surtout à St.-Mandé), General Munro (Fifth Column) tweets “Korben Dallas cannot meet defeat.” Seat The Wizard of Gettysburg beside Diane von Furstenberg Have her whip-wounds treated by the Asian Dr. Who With a Tincture of Dishonesty, she the first in iceberg preserved Till it splits in two to spill her out as fashion’s goo Post-thrown-garter tarentellas, throw her to the fellas In the mosh pit writhing with totalitarian twits While Farnham Charlestons, X-arm-kneed, on the mantelpiece (Boston’s famed balloonist McSorley’s somehow missed) And tell Last, “Butt not Least,” Still, sit Last beside the Beast Western Freedom’s just a stone’s throw away In the Battle of Plataea a Spartan threw a stone Hit the Persian general square on his dome Mardonius killed, Greek general Pausanias rushed in It all ended Persian-badly at the river of Asopus And today, radical Greeks hope to ass-soap us That being sad, we’ll have the ball end badly Invite the 29 duels of Alexander Pushkin All fought over slight Olga Larina The last ball has Pushkin “ballerina” Beneath a cherry tree, shot as one of Russia’s “superfluous men” Oblomov’d by “herstory” on a couch by Rudderless Tipling Or some such author perilously Chekhovian, - Yes, uninvite Kurt Kreamer-Andersen Speaking of ladies and their lapdogs Why not dig up Edie Sedgewick “End Badly” Andy, who love-killed her Let her die, stole her style Later got shot by the gal he defiled (After Sister or Sor Juana, Solanas and “Waltzing Mathilda,” Valerie’s Carboard Andy “waltzing” after a “Mighty Battle”) Andy’s Capri pants Aldo Mori’d in a cookie jar Robin Williams’ watches cower in an argyle sock Because Coluche, his avatar, by a truck got smacked La Moto Braque’d under a Michelin track Viva, Bike Boy left a Basquiat case At last Valerie Jean Solanas’ SCUM Manifesto Promotes the eradication of all men from “Her” planeto No more Manhattan “co-managers of the shit-pile!” No now it will be Womyn-hat-on, celeb runway style No more men’s vulgar ejaculations, “neat-o!” or “Sieg heil!” Our Jean Val-Jean Stars in “I Shot Andy Warhol,” with Ultra-Violet Cicciolina avec des pneus, Alessandra Mussolini, Tippi Hedren’s lion 2Pac a Pepper’s Ghost at Coachella goat-shaped Plantation golfing With Bafomet Google Map and Joe Dallesandro rapper dauphin - Buried cold in Warhol’s vault behind his Factory face CUT TO: PROSPERO’S DAYDREAM INTER-LEWD Walking home the Senator spies Maura Dancing in the Tivoli fountain With her clothes on, but with Abadon What does it mean this shrewd “abandon”? “The Republican Senator from Israel a Paragon” That Act should be repealed I don’t recall voting for that schlemiel The Senate needs a final face peel Getting old, this act, this “nation.” Civilization and this hypocrisy it’s based on Civilization debases, one man left on Side’s retired, so much for the bastion Inning over outing over bring home the caissons From Baghdad from Helmland and from Khe Sanh CLOSE: PROSPERO’S FACE AS HE SNAPS OUT OF HIS DAYDREAM Oh! and do inviteVanity Fair ‘s King Gray Dung Carter Shoveling dungster-loving Epstein, he’s quite a Bart-erer Jeff frees up steins as skulls do minds Yes, – all heads lose their minds, at the last -- Yes, yes, Puck-Arielle, let these pages be the modest stage I’ve set A snapping, dancing firestorm balletic in its burnt ham wit Served to inane dunces slit by the Sphinx’s dagger solar ambit They say in Tanzania chimpanzees have firedancers Better than our straitjacket flits. Poor Lord Peter Apnea Thought himself a spider, left without a web - Let fly, - and in his fall a nation’s necromantic fancy Blossoming black wisp readings of Wills left intestate With us to suck the squirt of Hecate’s next pressed breast leak Harried by autumnal colors, lightning lapels bespoke fraternity Yet touched us to the quick at Chappaquiddick That season I lost someone to a double game of quidditch While Henley ‘scaped us through starry windows with fair Eternity Abiding now in the gossamer of Winehouse Algol Mugwump Shall we as a nation hew it, this Jamestown starve’s dream of London With binge-purge Diane and too-poignant Ferguson In Sloane Square encompassed by a Bafomet’s cussing As misery would have it in a bear’s paw fern or pelican’s ladle The fish that flipped out like a tired dredl Or Jeffrey who clawed his way to the top To steal it from toddlers wearing bonnets With no St. Lou’ as ludique guide, no arch Spencer-ian sonnet No Wainwright Building’s bullet window to kill an Eric Errant like that vile girl of Metz “burnt at the stake,” Unhorsed by violent bowman, rein, spit and bloody bit Yes, cowslip-anthem, mercurial blood-bubble Puck Twin of Arielle of Dumbassle, make thee hence and fly the coop Let stars rue your rooster flight to subtle cups Drunk as a deep dish from a shallow river’s death And brought thereby to edgy heath, Elizabeth’d By tickling Seymour and stand-offish Parr Alice through Elizabeth’s The Mirror Or the Sinful Soul, (“KP” on embroidered cover With KAPHR for nations conquered perhaps meaning “KAFFIR”) Her gown nevertheless cut to tatters left in clover Like luckless Seymour when his head did shatter Bloody scalp and ensign pulver’d Thusly Puck and quickly, act the peduncle to the stigma born Steady your eager stamen in conundral ether for the Virgin Queen Crowned by her one Corona in a painting by Nicolas Poussin Ants shall mark thy anther-dusted path far as Karlsruhe’s Nighttime inflorescence, there to find Lord Strange With Cistercian plotters minting finskies, Daphneange Miranda and Sabrina Guinness, Sylvie Boucsasse And J. “Bottom” Wildenstein, ivresse at last embraced “Midsummer Night’s Merde” or Dream defaced Well! a toast of dew, off you fly with curt adieu, - And have a care you post bail for Clare’s Irby’s Bangalore arrest! But as you fly this atmosphere goodbye Like poor Branson after his meteoric hayrick fire Bring back the Demon not some Sasquatch Fear Caliban, and keep a watch Recall that Ariel-Caliban anagrams Aréole BAL I CAN Or Ari El Bal Icon Or BAL(L) (EYE) I CAN PRO-SPEAR-O (“eye” in Hebrew) Or the Free Masons’ sign Medieval mother AERIAL PEL-I-CAN That plucks its AUREOLES to feed its clan Or something worse, perhaps a soul Some dark whisper from the diary of Elias Ashmole BAL IN A Aréole, yes, ball in an aureole! Elizabeth’s head pox-scarred, bewigged, half-bald Soprano to Doubting Tom, “in our coy tuss’, interruptus.” Be Ronnie chastened by this verse, Puck-Arielle At Karlsruhe Institute there you’ll meet BHL The greatest mind of the International Date Line Ovule go then on this Venetian-Marlovian mission Don’t spend too much time with my double Poor Marlowe in the city that is sinking Pollen is the reason we’re all made gay superstitions So dally not with masquerados You must return by way of Carl’s rue Cormaic’s Wain as it was called by Gaels and Britons Grab this wheeling Big Dipper by its “Hold de Grail” queue Below your merry round you’ll hear bad German “Kartoffeln statt Döner” (“Potatoes Not Kebob!”) Yet potatoes were brought to Karlsruhe by Spanish ensigns (You’ll find in that land fantasticated aphorisms) Alas, there is no time to entertain such aphid notions Here’s a pence, then, stop off for something stöllen And as we live between lives in no time thrice From tottering sots to tots on trikes Here’s the two-fold universe’s one-time back-rent – CLOSE ON PROSPERO POURING GOLDEN SAND THROUGH PUCK’S OPEN FINGERS BY STRANGE MEANS KNOWN ONLY TO THE SORCEROR AND HIS APPRENTICE For as Zippy the Pinhead Will someday steal from Prospero’s fishnet “Are we having fun yet?” EXEUNT, PROSPERO, PURSUED BY O-NEGIN (EVIL EYE) / MAL-V-OLIO’S (EVIL EYE’[S) BIER CUT TO: INT. THE “MIND” OF CALIBAN I got da magic number from a track tout Wrote it down wit’ a charcoal nub On dis stub of paper stained in a tub FBI TIPS LINE: 1-800-555-2015 An’ dat ain’ da half, Puck-Arielle Pete Townsend an’ Peg Entwhistle Said it best in their Make-out Manson co-writ spittle “Surfin’ Clover Bugsy Thistle 29 O’clockish Missile” Junipered by Donovan and Brian Wilson “The Kids in the Hall Are Alright “But we can’t pay them crikey’s blight.” Such a tune it was, such an air Yet why Carter Burwell’s Carla Bruni laugh When I told ‘im John Lennon got sacrificial calfed? Payback fo’ “Don’t trust anyone under 30,” Jack N’s porcine white nostrils filthy-dirty Or aristocratic gaffe? Puck, I am a’feared Last night I saw a mean white cat Creeping in poplar moonlight Four X’s ‘cross its back What is da meanin’ of dat? Cat-meaning finds its own resolve We must seek the Universal Salve Babylon’s Enkidu lies gored by the Bull of Heaven We hunt a rare rough poultice to thickly armor Prospero in the gown of Gilgamesh And, but still, Puck, maybe we should pistol Way past Bristol To da Tao of da 19heaventies For these times suck We could get laid by da Marchesa Casati Or Isabella Blow, meet up wit’ Rakehell Or Weedkiller, da reverend’s Dom Perignon Make out wit’ da wardens of Lower Orkney Bed down wit’ naked moles munchin’ chaplains’ organs Federico Garcia Lorca them in an Andalusian ditch While Baron Munchausen shoots a buck wit’ cherry pips Or Puck, how bout’ dis – Afghan women in da Second Anglo-Afghan War Into captured soldiers mouths they drowned em wit’ their piss We could do some dat water-boardin’ wit’ da trolls of CIA-ISIS If they insist Dear, drear Caliban, while I sympathize With your plight, a virgin at age 1,098 Unlike the first woman President of the H. Lampoon Who won, they say, by a manslide We must not despair, off to the 19heaventies We must fly, to the Heavenly Music Corporation We must not tarry in your prurient imagination A division of the East India Porkeration CUT TO: PUCK-ARIELLE WHISKS CALIBAN VIA THE SPINNING BIG DIPPER TO CBGB’s AND THE MUDD CLUB, (LATE 1970’s) Eno I know he no Rhino Records blow where R Ramones PR began to flack: “Money talks “Nobody gawks,” In lieu of Arthur, Lucifer Helmore “Goat’s Head Soup” to “Rescue Emot’” Stones bookended decade, (both times gun-tote) FLIR (Forward-Looking InfraRed) used by Roy Adzak (FLIR found Djokhar Tsarnaev in a backyard boat) I influenced “Fear of Music” Brian Eno / Brian Owt Almost MCB to MCA, he died by cancer knout Debby Harry tol’ me I look good in blue Then crossed her arms and - pout Shah Pahlavi, U.S. Embassy shaken-taken Ayatollah Khomeini-miney-mo “CIA has got to go!” Jimmy Carter signed Rendition Act We did protest we did fight back But in da end who won da flacks Wasn’t it Hollywood’s Oscar Pay la Renta Who on his death bed yenta’d “Either Disco or I go.” 19Haitis “Never change “Ron, thanks fo’ da Big Game “Always be yo’self “We just da comma in our coma “’Died Butt’ not 4-got-10!!!” Margaret Thatcher Didn’t quite catch her Testicular attack, blood cataracts Her reign performance piece hair shellac’d Mrs. Witch Mrs. Who Mrs. What I’m against I.T., Time’s Wrinkle I read in the Children’s Shelter And decades later “Banks Too Rigged to Fail,” Army’s “Arpanet” to internet Today Parc Malnou Goodbye boo-hoo Must be a Baba Yaga sinkhole Or a straight bitch tesseract 19neinties, after The Wall Rise of German Kraftwerk gall But we like “Tron” after all The Unstoppable Rise of Angela Merkel Clinton Eastward, trick-shot from da mirror “Who da most handsome of Dems all?” Mirror vespers from mirror silence “Sleepin’ Hillary by baby’s breath heaven scent “Beauty sleeps top drawer in a sachet’d desk “Like sweet Elle Fanning in ‘Maleficent,’ “But after she Victor, You go “Hillary will “Kill Bill” “And then state funeral.” (Historical Note: after Paris Commune slaughter Victor Hugo to an island ottered St. Ugo’s Feast in France be April Fools Day “‘Cabaret’ Joel Grey sings, “Dine on You, Ghouls May.”) Bill cleaned up da Reagan-Bush econo-mess But when he heard da mirror speak Man broke down, right there confessed Bill tried thirteen times to poison his po’ wife It all burned up in her Napalm fire in da jelly Like James Mason’s in “North by Northwest,” da microfiche Bohemian Grove teapot whistle from a Moluch belly An’ fo’ his crimes so vile, with evil Epstein rife - Gotta heart attack really smelly Post-2000 it all from cow’s end Not much ‘cept falla mankind Chemical Brothers Trance inna Magnetic Fields From bovine ends it all “Year of Depends” (David Wallace, Infinite Jest, stole basic ideas from me Published in early ‘80’s Movies Magazine and National Lampoon “Borges in Hollywood” an’ “UN Newsletter,” “Burial of the Sardine” in California’s Zyzzyva But maybe not that other one in Laurel Review “All the Pussycats Are Tired,” David Logorrhea Wallace needed fifteen editors Stole from a lyrics writer better than “Yellow Ledbetter,” For which, let’s hope, his neck got fettered Like our Agent Orange vets “am I da boxer or da bag” Grommet in a wheelchair made me wanna gag Wallace da grovelist was a straight tome-hack Meanwhile, I’m a general crossin’ River Potomac Fuck Delaware let’s take buyin’ homes back “Gun Shots Outside Joe Biden’s Home “Police Suspect Freddie Mac” “Poor Pay Seven Times the Rich Rate, Slack Of Subtle State and Local Tax” Get out da way, name’s Brian McCormblack “The Beast is Back an’ Eddie Vedder than Ever!”) Bee Doom, pork plagues, subprime famines Gotta get yo’ head by Jay Z’s Gwyneth examined “Consciousness Uncoupling!” “Scrupulous Corruption!” “Flaming Wall of Methane Up-Bubbling!” “Steam Your Vagina while Ironing!” Might got robot fleas Wear yo’ red Roman prosto’ wrist strings Whores wore ‘em to show they up fo’ flings Wit’ Romans, but they got Polanski’d Govern mental drone bees fancy Can’t stay above it now shit’s grown ant wings No Kaballah No M’Bala M’Bala Can’t not save yo’ fracas not even Allah We all in da Galen Org Gala Werner von Braun a spy that’s why Like early NASA we all a bit shambolic Infants born wit’ malware implants Kidz grow up, fast Then cannibalize They frenemies an’ parentemies They parent theses really feces, got paresis Like Foster Wallace did to Jesus In “The Life of Brian” stole his god’s last wheezes CUT THEY TEETH ON: Charlie Hebdo derives from Charlie Brown is Michael Brown By Lucy-fer he’s taken down Snoopy iz da Homeroom snitch In a Woodstock Nation march PlanetSnoopy.com Knott’s Berry Farm attraction Y’all, they got their bloody factions Charlie look out, da kite-eatin’ tree! Snagged twelve kites Les flics, da cops turned out Illuminati “lights” Took away one cop car days befo’ da fight Only one car left, Islamic cop in it Minister of da Interior Cazeneuve Mysterious Lack of Insight by Claude Rains In “Casablanca” Peter Lorre shot out a coupla brains “We had no idea” but way to incite “Yes, you’re right, Ugarte “I am a little more impressed with you.” Nuthin’ done by our Captain Louie Renaults “Round up da Usual Suspects,” Kaiser’s sosie Despite a clear an’ present Den-is–da-Menace Homeland Seek-your-itty (once known as yo’ penis) Ferris Bueller’s “we ate pancreas,” A kind of sweetbread So is human brain, dead Freemasonic sweetbread breath Rahmbo da “sausage king of Chicago” Either St. Ugo or you go Iago Neither Ugo nor Iago Let’s call the hole thing Offed CUT TO: LONDON FOG Emerging from a fog bank Counting clouds of Arthur Rank Kim Philby an’ da Cambridge Five Band worse than The Curious Onlookers Tonearm Cobras, Bad Curves an’ The Topless Alcoholics (“They Saved Santa’s Brain” Their Boston double-platter bollocks) Meanwhile, “Beagle Found On Mars “Exobiologists Celebrate in Bars” Snoopy drones nestin’ Woodstock Missiles guided by Lucy Violet Grey “The most powerful handgun in the world” “Dirty Hillary” double bill wit’ “Shaft Pump Action” O’Bombersploitation, .358 bitch gotta Magnum Officers off-da-sirs, she gonna frag ‘em Hillary piece knacked peacenik killin’ children “They are sexists, so we chilled ‘em,” Who da enemy, you or Illdom? CUT TO: SHREDS CAFÉ, DREAM INTERLUDE, CLAUDE RAINS AS “CLAWED REIGNS” OFF THE “CASABLANCA” SET “We could join the Free French in Brazzaville “Like the time we convinced that Russian villain “To dance the squat prisyadka on the oaken table “Singing ‘The Marseillaise’ in the Charthouse at Malibu “Waves lashing the windows a spy’s odd vodka splashings “’Smoke Gets in Your Eyes,’ FDNY Vulcan Society anthem “The Charterhouse of Parma, Napoleonic karma “And we thrown out, checked the wheel well for a bomb “Like a check-mirror taped to a stick women they are fick’ “Or when we guys pissed the grave of the man who wrote “‘Ten-Thousand Men of Harvard,’ in Old Charleston Boneyard “Where Ted Phillips lies he was our Burl Ives “We tried to raise Calhoun by magick incantations Jew and Irishman “On Christmas Day after turning down the invite by Bill Murray “Ted starred in ‘The Man Who Loved Cemeteries,’ by A. Gurganus “Tears Get in Your Fire, that song by Morissey or was it Alanis “Or Elmer Green, or freedom wearing the idea of color in a dream “When ‘fun’ meant something other than ‘F.U., Nun,’ “When we were young and bright and often frisked “Sprayin’ and rhymin’ Garfunkelin’ Simon “Runnin’ hoppin’ duckin’ hideout 10050 Cielo “(LA County map looks like Mr. Burns, stay low as Kato) “*%) = 12850 in Lower Case, it’s Nicholson’s checkmate-o “David Lynch “Mulholland Drive” Sarkozy’s fave “No address always movin’ Zero-Zero Club all the rave “The only thing we not takin’ is the road “Fuck Frost an’ horses queer let’s drink Generic Beer “Dicks shrinkin’ by PCB’s no need fo’ parental fear “’Anthropocene Age Produces Armies of Dickless Toads’ “Obama Declares Terror No Worse than a Favela Rhett “I do not consider terrorism an existential threat,’ Meanwhile back in Europe Kerry hugs Hollande “Sarko-Lande surrounded by an ocean, Marine Le Pen “Even as Marine life foreshadows Le Pen’s extinction: “’Most French Want Government of National Unity’ “Only thing of it, I’m Aristide Bruant at Agile, Lapin “F-n’ Rubadub Guv got off wit’ lock stock impunity” Landis thing, Landis thing, can’t Landis thing “Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful frenemyship.” PLANE’S ENGINE STARTS UP, PROPELLER SPINS, THEY WALK INTO FOG, FADE OUT FADE IN: INT. VIRGIN ISLANDS AIRPORT NEWSPAPER STAND Read da red-headlines today, oh boy “Djokhar Strikes Again, (note da French spellin’) “Batman seeks Stately Wayne Tamerlan,” (fo’ his mensch killin’) “FBI Knew Tamerlan Killed Two Guys with .12 Gauge “Let Him and his Bro’ Go On Marathonic Rampage” Gatsby Epstein seen wit’ Wolfsheim Clinton Sex-slave Monica-huntin’ o’ just funnin’ kiddin’? Womyn stutter he done, hedon, hit on womyn Bill’s Angry Chicks App who’s winnin’? O’Bomber, Clinton, Hillary Four whoresmen of Hypocralypse Sing wit’ sleek morracca-lips Too bad they missed Brasserie Lipp Day Mossad or Moroccans nabbed Ben Barka pissed Je suis Charlie Am-morocain Barka dissident shoulda known Flag of Morocco pentagram flown Soldiers’ parades led by a goat Goat grabbed Ben Barka by his throat “Occupy a False Flag” “Chicago Seven Glib in Spite of Gag” “World Gloomed - According to Hollydoom” At Diana’s Guy “Fawkes” Charles Not-laugh Tilt-a-Whirl “torch-ure” subliminal sculpture Sits above the crash site like a vulture Charles Laughton “You Tiny on the Bounty” Able semen Epstein “the better picker-upper,” Andy swabbed the deck of this ‘52 pickup Like Robin Williams’ last stolen gag ‘Bout door’s unhinged chokehold, nags Like Space Ghost on da coast playin’ phone tag Wit’ an asteroid sulfur satellite gone flamin’ fag Harpooned Diana haunts Pont de l’Alma Anti-mines, Louise done march on Thelma Now she’s a sculpture by Hans Belmer “Homer-land Sickurity MICT Program” Mails Isolation Control and Tracking Males Isolation Control and Hacking Emails intercept-Ed, data “Snowden” “Cyber Chief Arrested for Child Porn!” NSA “CodeMasters” molest our messages Not Jeffrey Katzinburgers’ Korean massages Subliminal sex in SKG an’ Disney cartoons Sowers of Discord, Inferno blood sausages “Writers Guild Wins Freedom of Speech “Hollywood wins Freedom to Leech” Customs at Heathrow Gave us a Free Throw “Ghostbusters” hero’ (Apostrophe muled in by Stacy Keach) “Speedballs” a John Candy spike hit Unfortunately, kids on da set bit Plot twist at dis puncture juncture Childe Harold Cokehead quarreled Thought he controlled da world In da end, could not control his bowels Lesson is – control yo’ noze wit’ a rubber hose (See also, Eugene Onegin, Ch. 4 verse 44) That shit is John Candy Stay away from girls named Mandy “Speedballs” anutha “Second City” spike hit Anutha load of irresponsible American bullshit Unfortunately, kids on da set bit “Landis thing, Landis thing!” Who ya gonna call? Codebuster! “Brianstorm” on da You Tube No book he couldn’t whip through Man snorts per payday two Grammatologies Makes Saussure an’ Derrida look like world class apologists No net he couldn’t slip through His Ramadan-a-ding-dong left NSA lookin’ frou-frou Two-tie combo, still couldn’t hang tho’ Whatchoo gonna do, Chitty-Chitty bang bro’? Y’all can’t Trifecta planet’s chief defector Yo itty-bitties burn up wit’ just a sun reflector EXT. HELICOPTER BLADE VIC MORROW DAY-FOR-BLACK-DAHLIA CUT IN TWO: Occupy protesters, police molest us “The Prisoner” puttin’ on that “Bad Jacket” (Look it up o’ yo’ be Buddy Hackett) Neo-Nixon’s turnin’ Occupy against itself Should be allies ‘Stead it’s all lies Like Michael an’ Sister Janet That shit’s the planet – That duel scene in Pushkin’s Eugene Onegin This time played out in Eugene, Oregon Teen caught smokin’, cops turn ‘im Infiltrator perpetrator killed peace movement Massacre play “Macbett” by Eugene Ionesco Staged in da coldest canyon in Afghanistan Silver Star Pat Tillman Burnt in a friendly-fire By Special Forces snipers Bro’ was critical of US Iraqi policy Gon’ meet wit’ intellectual Noam Chomsky Boom, Till’s hit, taken out one shot Army coroner says, “it’s murder fo’ sho’” But our press be the public’s herder An’ truth’s a no-show Fox News announces “no-go zones” fo’ Christians In Muslim Paris, that bull’s hit, they missin’ No-go zones fo’ deflated patriots In Afghani-damn missions, Fox be idiots Shit’s goin’ viral on da net You’re next, Vets Vet against vet Who fragged Pat Tillman? Like The Daily Kos say United we stand - on prosthetic alloy Divided by drones - we all their toys Like Helen Latoya, we all got balled By Paris of Troy caught Achilles by his heel If he hollers let him go how’s it feel No unions in this man’s Army Confederate Strike Force Barmy Replaced by clones Prez hisself’s a drone Bladerunner hired like a Philip K. Dick Daryl Hannah Barbarellas doctor Genentech With a Bam-Bam Pebble triple-flip “The Boys from Brazil” cloned Adolf Hit’ Tony Pellicano out in twenty-fifth Dynamite an’ jewelry, La Brea Tar Pits Musta missed “Blunt Force Trauma” Starrin’ Barracks O’Bomber General Betrayus bones Paula Goodbroad After that her NYT popularity soared Inappropriate behavior like Frank an’ Ava Tell it to da Commander in Cheat George Washington Permanent Confined to “Quarters” General McChrystal Dash cam’s Duress Pool Where was da Press Drool? Hastings’ car hosed down by a prayer shawl What a coinc’ Missed by an inch “He was in Failing Health, flunked out, y’all “Free tuition fo’ all in Bomb-unity College!” Future not Utopia Gon’ be Dystopia “Americuh a Cornucopi…huh!?” Could not be dopier A danger field moment Touch of da tie A slight lament But nevah say die It be da fall of Rome Da saddened Hebrews come to Julius Caesar’s tomb twice People of da Book pay their last respects nice But Caesar sacked da Library of Alexandria Burnt it to da ground, y’all Now Senator Joe Lieberman Wanna “pull da plug on da internet” law To muzzle our maws Man that’s just naus’ Must give us paws Whoa-OH Whoa-OH Whoa-OH Jay Leno kill’t “Conan” why? Whussup wit’ Jeffrey Zucker Muthafucka burn his mutha Fo’ a few dollar mo’ I’ll be NBC CEO Got-2-Go “Man from U.N.C.L.E.” on OPM Channel “Open Channel D” Coco Chanel Sean Hannity, Hans Solo Napoleon Solo, Soledad O’B Four horsemen should be boloed Like Bhopal was when it got Yoko’d Whassup wit’ cancelled “Coco”? Conan’s Ferguson, (Scott), got shot We need a good buh-spiracy theory: Like Prez Truman went King Herod Tried to kill infant Yoko So Beatles would not break up Hiroshima an’ Nagasaki da result Hip-hopshima became a NoGoSaki Subprime derivatives bomb dropped ‘Hood’s history written by a hip-hop Mal-Krump Transformer called Evictor Reparations due black slaves an’ da Irish Built up everything from here to Tara Who dug da gold in Kate’s tiara? African natives enslaved by Boer constrictors Next they gon’ be smokin’ e-nigga-rettes! Human history be sad, need a hip-hopera Hip-hoperator turf-mimer I’m da Mary Poppin’-ator Rappin’ brolley parrot Kil’t Ralph Nader She take y’all out wit’ a shady PMS Sport-fuckin’ monster-mashin’ Vagina Slims, an after, you got a lady-penis We hate to admit it But we got attrited - Women have da power “Let’s never shower!” EXT. BOSTON, LOS ANGELES, NEW YORK, FERGUSON, DRONE VIDEO MONTAGE FBI Bustin’ Marathon For LA sprayin’ Malathion FIB knew all along Tsarnaev three friends gonged Marlowe bangs “Tamburlaine,” hits bong Chimney made-a Paul Walker’s “Skulls” Smokescreen Auschwitz Treblinka’d press Strike Force Piketty sez The underdressed gon’ get it next Didier Fassin’s book on dirty cop nests CUT TO PENTA-GONE BY CIA TASER-SHOT: Same thang, shit was dun’ on 9/11 Here be why, it’s all Freemasonic puns In Hebrew Nine-One-One white devil equals Pike’s Morals and Dogma Double-Eagle 119 Biblical number of Abomination Abyssal angel of Abaddon we a bombin’ nation Read Book of Revelation Verse 9:11 George Bush King of da Army of Locusts Boston Marathon “victim” lost his legs inside Iraq How’d he lose ‘em twice whassup wit’ that? Shit benefited Harvard Caught snoopin’ student-teacher emails, awkward Braised Marathon runner-meat took da heat off Drew Gilpin Faust loves The Brothers Tsarnaev Bros carry 3-D-printed Kalashnikovs That JDL shit’s right outta The Brothers Karrymatzohs Jews say it’s da Age of Reverse Racism But it be mo’ like Whites on Our Case-ism History be an anagram in idiom Telegram of “Chapman’s Homer” From “Life of Brian” Graham-Gilliam “Reverse AGE (of) RACISM = MSICAR-AGE Of Justice.” No Justice, No Rihanna marriage Kerry don’ get any cuz he da sucky savage Yet nuthin’s done Yet nuthin’s done Sign up da ‘Wood Sign up da ‘Wood Sign’s whiter than James Woods In Franglais 2008 is deux-mille-eight And tha’s whut happened Doo-meal-ate Ameriduh Got a Play-Doh press Got a Play Dead press Plagiarism heresy Evidence hearsay Cayne killed Gable “It’s a Wonderful Knife” Jimmy Stewart cyber-attacked By “a dope-smoking cokehead megalomaniac” “Cayne to World: ‘Ripped my client’s eyes out!’” Ace Greenberg Jimmied da lock at “Bare Sterns” Playin’ bridge, welfare fo’ da bitch Bailout’s not very manly Lloyd Blankfein ran off with Goldfilled-Sacks Might as well be sellin’ smack Lay-men Brothers had a great rack Dick Fulled, Dick Fold Great in Rome’s sack NY Daily News Blames Rome’s fall on Mayor DiBlasio Blams Mayor Die-Fastio “Save da Horse-drawn Carriages “Say Yes to Gay Marriages” But no sign-up sheeeeeeet No mob Fugazi fleeeeeeeet For JDL might be involved in poppin’ alas poor 2Pac East-end West-end extortion John Cusack “Cops stop pumpin’ Grosse Point Blanks “Two officers down – all over town” “Bang-bang, you shot me down, bang-bang…” Musta missed “Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang” What a coinc’ Missed by an inch White-gloved cops turn they backs on DiBlasio White gloves worn by Free-ma’s-sons An’ blue their favorite color code What a coinc’ Called 911 got 9/11 dial tone Da aprons made of human hide Smellin’ of formal-JeckelDrHyde CIA supports NGO’s “Free Hong Kong “Climbs Empire State grippin’ topless Kate “Bi-planes circle topless towers of Illin’ “Kong’s black, don’t get top billin’ “Perfect time Kong Die Blastioed “Students for Freemasonic Cannibals “March for Total Power of Capital “Paranoia Grips New York “City Re-named Powerin’-Oy-Orc.” In LA-Y-Ferguson, N-Y-Not Solange tasers fourteen cops Bitch don’ know when to stop John McClane scene “Die Hard” elevator Solange now gotta “Seder “Circumcision of the ears” The media, bought ‘em for a round of beers She’s a one-woman Netanyahu Yom Kippur out nettin’ Yahoos Sins written on crumpled paper Soaked up what remained of da LA River John McClane sings “Bye-Bye Miss a Jerrican Spy “Russian Spy Booted from N-Y” Like wit’ Fredo on that rowboat An’ da horsehead in da bed wit’ pedo’ Make her an offer she can refuse Spy a can of refuse, off-her like a loofa In “The Killing of Colonel Klink-hoffer” John Adams devolution Don Adams’ “Nude Bomb” now a think-opera “The Brady Bunch Taken Hostage In Half-Hour Burbank Siege” Post-Modern multi-culturals Lookout fo’ multi-vulturals Philip Glass stole from “North by Northwest” golden ore “Einstein on the Beach” close to Elmer Bernstein’s score “Epstein on the Beach” by Phillup da Glass Closer to reality, “North by Nathaniel West” Eva St. Marie-Jolie Cary Grant-Clooney Jimmy Mason Hangin’ from da scalp of George Wasshittin’ Or get off da pot Jefferson an’ Sally Hemmings Defacin’ public prop’ty wit’ they bomb tag mittens CUT TO BOMB AT: Burnin’ of Cork by da Black an’ Tans Cromwell killed millions of O’Brien, Flanns Transformed them into Osiris glans “I scream you scream we all scream ice cream” Ben ‘n’ Jerry bigots should be wearin’ “I Heart Cork” “Goodnight, you Al Jolsons of New England” Fuckamuthas try “Queue” da highest Scrabble Word Jus’ funnin’ it be “Hollywood” da highest rabble merde Ameriduh we spark a “beacon” on da Hill Mixed race da future, just acacia Goneril’d Regan, Martin Luther King’s Norman Lear Produced at da storefront Scottish-Puertoricanist I’m da first mestizo church organist Playin’ macaronic “Macarena” Onna frackin’ schist CHECK DIS EBONY AN’ IVORY OUT – AMERICA = “A G I REMA” C in Hebrew bein’ G G for Freemasons da 33 “A G I REAMER” breaks AMERICA O’Bama’s the G, I AM ERICA K-un Jong got a Fear of Flyin’ Buddy Holly Big Bopper Fear of not dyin’ CIA Jerry Naylor Hello sailor He be lyin’ Harry Shearer’s “Morning Becomes Eclectic” PBUHs radio, Pope Leo X sittin’ on that Ecliptic Circle cut to feel up the papal balls Make sho’ he not a girl like Leonard or Derek Smalls Bok me up on this, Derek, duty calls: Ozone goin’ fast need to wear Tibetan Yamaka Carnivalesque, saw Diane Arbus at da Comic-Con Where PSY shot anutha video “Mr. Robot’s Rude Rodeo” Odious goat-eo Koreans on the roof-eo K J-un fish fry Cosby got twelve ‘Rophie-wives Each one sharpenin’ twelve-thousand knives “Jape Rape isn’t funny!” Jackanapes opposed by Jades “Feminisn’ts: Where is “Brearly Legal” Katie Roiphe?” Now we must all take James Hunt’s lessons Stutter disasters, the King’s Peach Lewis Carroll ruined on da beach In a river of Pinot Noir from Puglia The heel of Italy, Camille Paglia Lynching Cos’ at a showing of Kathleen Kennedy’s “Milk Money,” who is speech the-rapist Speaker of the Mouse or Bring Down da House “Angel Miracle Tries To Make Infidels into Zinfandels “Alleged Cos’ an’ OJ into Nelson Mandelas” Master of da black-skinned grape Primitvo Even da name of da California grape be racist evil Klon dikes speak out against cloned grapes at “So No Ma” “Mendocino men do’ hear ‘no’ men dough speak no” Joan Rivers final screech, no brakes, lookout Lookout! Lookout! dun-DUN, Lon-DON Broils Still She Haunts Me Ellen Barkin And his brother, sat next to S. J. Perelman At da Signet, he scraped my car door on sharp ice Drunk on cognac an’ cigar smoke took a slice You can read about shit in Gray Dung’s Rich People’s Garbage: Different from Us Peaches Geldorf Duchess of Melba Joanie’s Rivers Glitter on a seagull’s beak Pellicano litter-ati Nudge an’ Norbert Butz “Leo ‘Cheap Seats’ Scalps Academy” not an Oscar Bub Or Babe, sorely merits an Oscar Snub Outgrabe, the Oscar nods an-ounced Lindsay Lohan girl got trounced Juiced American Princess “JAP’s Methadone Acting Found to Cause Angio-gram Incest “Hollywood Docs Say Ingest Is Best” Scientific American Agency: Junior Partners : Hunk Hickory Zeke Adelson Eidelweiss and Cruller Symbol : Le Pen comme carte l’homme pendu Senior Partners : Harvey, Hardly Dworkin an’ Lon Chaney Farewell song by Winehouse, Amy Tho’ in mercy’s hand all da stories merge Ideas “in da air” bowel purged It all reduced to a muted klaxon Joy-juice flattened Michael Jackson Dude should not have double-flipped In da shower into Bubbles slipped Still, when in da buff his tailor was Elizabeth “Never-Never! Landis-Landis!” Wendy Darling was quite candid, trashed her Peter Panic Mary Jo Kopechne’d Corey’s Feldman Ferguson, Misery, new App “Slashin’” Da Bad News Bears’ guns still flashin’ Reverend War Neverend Where it gonna end “Heaven forfend.” WHOA-Oh WHOA-Oh WHOA-Oh Where it gonna end INT. COMEDY CENTRAL TV STUDIO, NYC Cut off Van Gogh’s ear an’ def-jam this I’m da Comish’ of Sony Data-Diss Sky high, took down Sony Can take down PSY’s palamino pony Hacked da NSA Drunk on fifth of Hennessy Blacked out da Eastern Seaboard Time machined 1965, (shit wasn’t Igor!) Hooped NASA into midnight pick-up game Wit’ those nasty space lames My B-ball “The Most Dangerous Game” Suck it up NASA Put you out to pasture CUT TO: SACKED HEADQUARERS Dr. Strangelove code EPO OPE POE What you doin’ in da bed go NYTwitz Sunday Puzzle? Why she not fired I’m takin’ off da muzzle Why she got hired? Alessandra S. Manley Missy Eliot post-hole randy Girl’s an intellectual Hefty Bag lady The Berle of Sandwich Mrs. Television Tatty Ana’s genes mixed doggerel an’ Goneril Not much meat on her subprime ribs Better mortgage yo’ chix crib Yo’ gon’ need a corporate drivel bib Leather drool cup for all da bubs Co-starrin’ in Harry Reems’ “The Goldman Girls” Fuk da foreplay I got fiveplay You don’ like it lick it hit da Hershey Highway Ev’body else they can Eugene O’Neill (Get da ref cuz da ref be blind Line starts at my behind) “Morning Comes, Eject Her” Glinda turned green witch WASP inventor of da typo-writer Weisenberg Experiment article bleeds Pussy’s box dead o’ not dead Read it in Alternative Universe News “A.S. Dies of Weisenheimer’s Disease” An’ Ron R Jr. I’m “Columbo” CEO Peter Falk Gave Prez’s son his start edited his “My Turn” Now it’s my burn comin’ acha you my subaltern You “Dream of the Rarebit Fiend” done by Van Cliburn Gonna find that di-putz bitch Column cancelled Due to glitch Deadline Justmissed it was the Grinch In Reverse Hebrew Atbash GRINCh = RGMTS Put em’ both together you get “GG STRICHMIN” implyin’ “33 Degree STRYCHNINE” In Hebrew-Anglo-Freemasonic G is letter 3 GG is 3-3 is 33 believe you me An “I” is claw-shape Y I’m the all-seein’ eye Of Horus top that equilateral Triangle, “Damage Collateral” Schwarzenegger (French Version) 9/11 cancelled Dr. Seuss strictly “District 9” Wrote da buddy-buddy book Greenmail and Hamm ‘Wood optioned, got two movies “Poison Pill” an’ “Unclean Hands” Seuss has fled to foreign lands The Law of Return to Unknown Sands Wit’ Crazy Eddy, Sirhan-Sirhan “Can I pencil you in to see Dr. Trance?” Man of “The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. Terwilliker,” “The Boy with Green Hair” “Trierweiler Meets Dillinger” “Dr. Mabuse” (Male Abuse) Corey Feldman in deep cahoots In liar liar France onf fire They call it “bobo micmac cohu-bohu,” Reminiscent of Jack Christmas Stole Halloween wit’ a hypo isthmus At da Viper Room, bad exit scene Pope Leo da Putz Was a social klutz Till he went global nutz Scratched Jack’s baksheesh On electric Jeeps Dude can munch Google search “Alex Lutz affiche.” River’s strychnine-grinnin’ in his coffin Journalists they miss it often Got Djokhar-sayonara-strict-nined Creepy slithers in that Viper Room Mona Lisa, balls have turned blue Too bad men are not above you Fed yo’ hubbie Tofana Aqua Now he B Lugosi’d fella agua’d 86’d by that bitch Tower Pisa’d By a witch Painting’s painted on poplar board Sorceresses’ “Most Popular Wood” Why’s her nose wart in photos airbrushed? Kill a frog da spell gets shooshed X-ray shows a whorled face beneath Strangelove, Kubrick, looks like Heath Shit, even Lenny Bernstein stole my libretto Check it out wit’ Nina, dude stole my “Shoah-as-Orfeo,” His obit in Time / Newsweek claimed it his last work Wrote muthafucka estate manager a letter “what a jerk” (To bad it wasn’t poisoned pen by teller) Got To-be Bryant Magic Johnsoned by Michael Jordan I am that good got composers coppin’ Lizzie Borden Wit’out axin’ me o’ nuffin what da fuck think I’m Dan Tana’s Restaurant got sirloin blood red walls hot as Alabama Brother Mozart in his diary: “I got stilled By that bad Aqua Tofana,” Belladonna an’ plants nocturnal River phoenixed on Halloweenie Movie stars Don Draper Dondi Rapers Viper should be Diaper If yo’ dancin’ bring a bat Rudin’s right on one thang Stars be spoiled, they be brats “’Daily Show’ Jon Stewart Hates Micks “Slams Islam and Spicks” What next rant on Afro-Picks? “Back in Black” no not very If only he hurry up get buried “Bin” Laden wit’ hazards bio Produce da body U.S. Navy Habeas Porkedus What gon’ be da next cons, Neo? Paul Walker Robin Williams refs The days they died McFarlane reads fates In crystal meth Segment Leno’d Due to deaths - Conan played fo’ a Zucker Who’s next? Jon Stewart molests minorities “Catholics all pedophiles Of kids they take advantage” But experts say it’s da same percentage In all classes, ethnic groups an’ from religions’ vantage NYT: “Rabbis from Hasidic Shirley Temple “Found To Be Epsteins, Not Einsteins” “Amy Semple “MacPhantom Appears to Boy Scouts, Frontage Ample,” “Stephen Collins, in TV’s “7th Heaven” Reverend Eric Camden “Accused of Giving Girls Penis Samples” “Harvard Law School in Violation of Title IX “Federal Regulations on Sexual Harad Experiment” “Scorch-E-Z Welds Rear-View Mirror to Panaflex “Camera for Reasons Obscura Shoots His Own Ass” “Tiger Woods’ Game Interrupted by ‘Heidi’” “Cab Calloway Sings to Feds: ‘Heidi-Heidi-Heidi ho’” “Bruce Jenner Named Governor of Idaho” Epstein hosts Protestant royals In Virgin Islands where is Scott Rudin’? Copped da island on Coral Turpitude “Sharks and NY Cop Love ‘Girl Meat’ Chewed “In Talking Shark Show Cop Water Walks” On “Elm Street Guest House” reality epizoode Tina an’ Tony O’Blair voted off for Iraqi low blow Lord Crumley begs others “Let me stay!” Cancel my nobles subscription Television a feelgood prescription “NCIS” solves ‘em all, in fact its fifty-percent “Let’s be careful out there!” Hill Street Booze Character’s full name: Sgt. Phil Freemason Esterhaus Sgt. Love Freemasons (at) Esther’s House Sgt. Love da Freemasons in da Book of Esther Ain’ that the Bible’s book of racist slaughter? Drink a Bloody Mary Tiler Moors “At least Mayor Yorty brought order,” Sony movies too all grade C Kristen Wiig, Brian McCormick, Sophia Stewart Christophe Valdenaire star in “Scriptbusters: R