Cool Schmool

We're so cool yeah yeah Yeah we're so cool cool We're so cool yeah yeah Fuck you too, cool schmool I don't want to sit around and talk about The Wipers Weren't those the good old days? I don't want to wonder if you're going to say hello I don't want to wonder if you're going to walk away I don't want to hear how many friends you have Because I don't have any anymore Cool schmool I don't want you to tell me what's so cool I don't waant to go back to junior high school I don't want anyone to tell me how thin I am I don't want to die for your fucking candy treats Cool schmool I just want to be one of the boys I just want to be your little fashion toy Let's hang out & be cool, all right Let's go watch the girl fight tonight Cool schmool I don't have to try because I know where you're at I hate dogs, so I love cats I can bake a pie and look you up and down I could throw your heart right out of this town See, I don't know why you're always telling me What's so cool about what I'm wearing When you can't even tell me how you feel & you can't even be my friend for real