Retail

Saturday afternoon, (Retail!) Two for one, (Retail!) Three for five [Verse 1] We go Tesco, Virgin, Argos, Asda Monday to Sunday and all days after What you take me for, I'm like you Down Brent Cross looking for a pair of shoes Got caught up in, casual shopping Get dragged in by the tele I'm watching Get dragged in by the lights of the circus That make me want shit accidently on purpose We go Tesco, HMV then Asda This guy down my street bought a brand new Mazda I went down to lake side to buy some car accessories Woman pulled out of the car park too quick, hit him! Ohh what a mess it is, guess she was distracted by the effing kids Fighting in the back seat, (why?) All the toys they've got What a stress it is, all for a day at the shops [Hook] {2X} It goes (Retail!) Everybody shop 'til you drop There's too much stuff to buy There's so much stuff to purchase and probably it's all worthless Modern-day church and circus [Verse 2] My local shops went bust Cos of high street chains, big names and such Fifty years in the game, I grow sudduct British cities all look the same - and that sucks Got Dixons, Tesco, even Star Bucks Golden Arches - but I don't eat that muck What the harm is, do you really have to ask? Promoting broccoli to kids now a thankless task(??) Or where the farm is, sheep with a blue tongue mask A sad reflection of their fate, check the suicide rate In the country farmers can't live like before Ain't free-trade great? Buy it all from abroad [Hook] We go Iceland, Waitrose, Marks and Sparks Colourings and E numbers 'til they glow in the dark I read small print and leave with zilch Tryna do my weekly shopping, coming out with just milk ("oooo.. we all night shopping by baby!"...) ("oooo.. we all night shopping by baby!"...) [Verse 3] We go Primark, Jigsaw, Zara, Topshop Cheap shit by the crate shipped out a job lot Straight out the sweat shop She wanna be like Posh is - you'll be lucky if it lasts three washes I followed so many girls around stores Nowadays I just wait and find a seat by the door It's boring boring... why you asking me? I don't have an opinion - we've been here since three How many more ten quid tops do ya need? Is it down to the mags you read? Is it down to the fact it's a weeeekend And all week we work, get the wages then we - spend My brain hurts, there's so much stuff And no matter how much it's never enough Let the planet heat up, don't think it won't Matter of fact - you ain't gonna need that coat Down at PC World, should I wait? Any appliance I buy next year, it will be slow and out of date Just after the warranty my flippin iPod broke Shopaholiks raise your hands and take note [Hook] Retail! Everybody shop 'til you drop There's too much stuff to buy There's so much stuff to purchase and probably it's all worthless Modern-day church and circus Retail! Everybody shop 'til you drop There's too much stuff to buy There's so much stuff to buy There's so much stuff to buy There's so much stuff to buy!!!