Opening Titles

[Verse 1: Skinnyman] ...We both came from the city of Leeds With all those wicked as theives We halve the apple for the man to proceed Now we, come to blaze it all across the map We know where we're coming from so we know where it's at It's Braintax and Skinnyman blazing a track Biro Funk for all the rap junkies to pack in a sack [Verse 2: Braintx] First of all for all the heads who don't know by now I'm gonna start from the top and break it all right down My moniker is Braintax when I'm spitting on wax Or when I'm making a track but when I'm sending a fax I sign J Christie on a licence contract cos I'm on my own label And it's called Low Life Putting records in the shops since '92 A lot of people don't know and think this here's brand new I gotta shout out Destiny from Catch A Groove days For buying in my records trekking round in a haze Through the West End, back then me and my best friend But now Braintax is a one-man scheme And all my friends contribute to this solo team I know I mean what I say plus I know what I mean Do you know what I mean? This is Biro Funk And it feels like a giro and a henry of skunk See I - got the beats from Harry Love I do shows with And me and Mystro got flows and now you know mate I've been rapping since the Toxteth riots So you new jack, American-wannabees need to stay quiet I'm mad at life cos I don't really wanna be here My Benny Live track will make you see clear Like The Grip - Jehst beat - politics, know the dark shit Low Life is depth, dopeness we start shit and show paths Not in it for the laughs And looking after business though I still hate maths But I love cash, every 20 note's a brick In my house in the sun that's why I'm up at half 1 I swore to stop writing punchline nonsense And now it takes longer but I penetrate your conscience (Who's this?) No-one else sounds like Brains, you get me? North plus South, and my mood? Well, it's tetchy [Hook] {repeats} "Everybody, everybody, everbody" "C'mon" [Braintax] OK, we're just starting now Stay with the Biro Funk I gotta give shout outs to people on the album, made it what it is And goes like this (Braintax) that's me Harry Love hitting on with funky beats (Mystro!) flows to make you feel complete Skinnyman too for analysing my shit On the cut shorty blitzen, the shit don't stink I'm banging for that SP shit (Like what?) and Benny Live with the different vibe And Jehst, one of the best - a true scribe I ??? for the funk life Taskforce music from the corner this year A Shepard's Bush traffic for my atmosphere That's how we set it off Braintax, the finest shit One more time fore the weed heads at the back! La da da da dat dat La da da da dat dat...