You Need A Man Around Here

[Verse 1] You've sure got a real nice place So don't take this the wrong way But I can tell by your decorating taste You've been alone too long You've got more candles than a midnight mass That fancy mirror adds a touch of class But do you know how good a mounted bass Would look there on that wall [Chorus] You need a man around here You can't do it all by yourself To me it's painfully clear That you could use a little help Someone to kill the spiders Change the channel and drink the beer Seems to me that you sure need A man around here [Verse 2] Thumbing through your stack of magazines I don't see a Maxim or Field and Stream I haven't been in a room this clean Since they took my appendix out Well you've gotta be kidding me Don't tell me that thing is your TV My laptop's got a bigger screen Baby, there ain't no doubt [Chorus] [Verse 3] Someone to kill the spiders And by the way, you're out of beer Seems to me that you sure need A man around here Yeah, it seems to me that you sure need A man around here