Online

[Verse 1] I work down at the pizza pit And I drive an old Hyundai I still live with my mom and dad I'm 5'3 and overweight [Verse 2] I'm a Sci-Fi fanatic Mild asthmatic Never been to 2nd base But there's a whole nother me That you need to see Go check out MySpace [Verse 3] Cause online I'm out in Hollywood I'm 6'5 and I look damn good I drive a Maserati I'm a black belt in Karate And I love a good glass of wine [Chorus] It turns girls on that I'm mysterious I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way Chat with two women at one time I'm so much cooler online So much cooler online [Verse 4] I get home, I kiss my mom And she fixes me a snack I head down to my basement bedroom And fire up my Mac [Verse 5] In real life the only time I Ever even been to L.A Was when I got the chance with the marching band To play tuba in the Rose Parade [Verse 6] Online I live in Malibu I posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ I'm single and I'm rich And I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mind [Chorus] [Verse 7] When you got my kinda stats, it's hard to get a date Let alone a real girlfriend But I grow another foot And I lose a bunch of weight everytime I log in [Verse 8] Online I'm out in Hollywood I'm 6'5 and I look damn good Even on a slow day, I can have a three way Chat with two women at one time [Verse 9] I'm so much cooler online Yeah I'm cooler online I'm so much cooler online Yeah I'm cooler online