Karate

[Verse 1] She doesn’t dare go in the place with those bruises on her face So she goes through the drive-thru and keeps her sunglasses on She didn’t know when she married that man She’d get to know him like the back of his hand But now she’s had enough, and the battle lines are drawn [Verse 2] He’s in a bar chasing Cuervo with Tecate He doesn’t know she’s been taking karate The way she figures it about July She’ll finally have the belt to match her eye She’s on a mission as the months pass Five days a week and never misses a class And now she’s up for breaking’ boards and concrete blocks [Verse 3] He’s in a bar chasing Cuervo with Tecate He doesn’t know she’s been taking karate Now here it is just about July She’s gonna get that belt to match her eye [Verse 4] He stumbled through the door tonight And started treating’ her rough Well, she took one look at him and her training kicked in And she’d finally had enough [Verse 5] He threw a punch, she spun around Grabbed his arm and put him on the ground Grabbed a cutting board on his way down and she kicked it in half His knees hit the floor, his chin hit a chair Knocked out his tooth and it flew through the air Grabbed his head by the back of his hair and slammed him into the fridge She landed a left, a right and then a left She landed a roundhouse right in his chest and a scissor punch upside his head Broke his nose, swept a leg, he started to fall And on his way down, she took a bow, and the lights went out [Verse 6] He’s on the floor like he went a round with Rocky He didn’t know she’d been taking karate A hundred bucks says tomorrow night She’s got a brand new belt that’s gonna match his eye [Outro] He doesn’t dare go in the place with those bruises on his face So he goes through the drive-thru with his sunglasses on