It Never Woulda Worked Out Anyway

[Verse 1] Oh lighten up, where's your sense of humor They're just tiny little rumors That I started cause I'm looking' out for you Oh settle down, I'm just a little jealous And I'm sure those other fellas Never once believed the lies I told were true [Verse 2] Like the time I told that cowboy that you used to be a man And the doctor you were dating' that you hide your wedding band Even if I am responsible for scaring them away You really ought to thank me, I was doing' you a favor Cause it never woulda worked out anyway [Verse 3] Oh can't you see, the reason that I'm doing' All the crazy things I'm doing' Is because I really care about you girl And I'll admit I go a little farther Then I know I probably ought But it's all because I need you in my world [Verse 4] Like the time I told that lawyer that you spent a year in jail And the salesman you were seeing' you hang out at cheap motels Even if I am responsible for scaring them away You really ought to thank me, I was doing' you a favor Cause it never woulda worked out anyway [Bridge] I can't stand the thought of you with anybody else I know I've gone overboard but I can't help myself [Verse 5] Like the time I told that dentist you had seven little kids And you doubled as a dancer at the strip joint on the ridge Even if I am responsible for scaring him away You really ought to thank me, I was doing' you a favor Cause it never woulda worked out anyway [Outro] It's all because I love you and I can't stop thinking' of you And it never woulda worked out anyway