Celebrity

[Verse 1] Someday I'm going to be famous, do I have talent, well no These days you don't really need it thanks to reality shows Can't wait to date a supermodel, can't wait to sue my dad Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari on my way to rehab [Chorus] Cause when you're a celebrity It's adios reality You can act just like a fool People think you're cool Just cause you're on TV I can throw a major fit When my latte isn't just how I like it When they say I've gone insane I'll blame it on the fame And the pressures that go with Being a celebrity [Verse 2] I'll get to cry to Barbara Walters when things don't go my way And I'll get community service no matter which law I break I'll make the supermarket tabloids, they'll write some awful stuff But the more they run my name down the more my price goes up [Chorus] Cause when you're a celebrity It's adios reality No matter what you do People think you're cool Just cause you're on TV I can fall in and out of love Have marriages that barely last a month When they go down the drain I'll blame it on the fame And say it's just so tough Being a celebrity [Bridge] So let's hitch up the wagons and head out west To the land of the fun and the sun We'll be real world bachelor jackass millionaires Hey hey, Hollywood, here we come [Chorus] Cause when you're a celebrity It's adios reality No matter what you do People think you're cool Just cause you're on TV Being a celebrity Yeah celebrity