Anything Like Me

[Verse 1] I remember saying I don't care either way Just as long as he or she is healthy I'm OK Then the doctor pointed to the corner of the screen And said " you see that thing right there well you know what that means" And I started wondering who he was going to be And I thought heaven help us if he's anything like me He'll probably climb a tree too tall and ride his bike too fast End up every summer wearing something in a cast He's going to throw a ball and break some glass in a window down the street [Chorus] He's going to get in trouble oh he's going to get in fights I'm going to lose my temper and some sleep It safe to say that I'm going to get my pay back if he's anything like me [Verse 2] I can see him right now knees all skinned up With a magnifying glass trying to melt the Tonka truck Won't he be a sight with his football helmet on That'll be his first love till his first love comes along He'll get his heart broke by the time he's in his teens And heaven help him if he's anything like me He'll probably stay out to late and drive his car to fast Get a speeding ticket he'll pay for mowing grass He's going to get caught skipping class and be grounded for a week [Chorus] [Verse 3] He's going to love me and hate me along the way Years are going to fly by I already dread the day He's going to hug his momma he's going to shake my hand He's going to act like he can't wait to leave But as he drives out he'll cry his eyes out If he's anything like me (can't understand) Aw he'll be alright if he's anything like me