Alcohol

[Verse 1] I can make anybody pretty I can make you believe any lie I can make you pick a fight With somebody twice your size I been known to cause a few break ups I been known to cause a few births I can make you new friends Or get you fired from work [Chorus 1] And since the day I left Milwaukee Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France Been making the bars lots of big money And helping white people dance I got you in trouble in high school But college, now that was a ball You had some of the best times You'll never remember with me Alcohol Alcohol [Verse 2] I got blamed at your wedding reception For your best man's embarrassing speech And also for those Naked pictures of you at the beach I've influenced kings and world leaders I helped Hemmingway write like he did And I'll bet you a drink or two that I can make you Put that lampshade on your head [Chorus 2] Cause since the day I left Milwaukee Lynchburg and Bordeaux France Been making a fool out of folks just like you And helping white people dance I'm medicine and I am poison I can help you up or make you fall You had some of the best times You'll never remember with me Alcohol Alcohol [Chorus 1]