Trouble

[Verse 1] Don't y'all know I just love to cause trouble I dig it like Mike Mulligan's fucking steam shovel I said, "No, stupid faggot, I do not wanna cuddle" Now shut up before you end up in a blood puddle And I guess I just shot ya for giving me some rebuttal So now, I gotta leave this place, real subtle Hop up in my car and slam my foot down on the pedal Yeah, man, I push that shit all the way to the motherfucking metal [Hook] Cause when you with me you know you in for trouble So stay out my way unless you want it double And if you get in my face and pop my personal bubble Then I'll burn your house down so it's just a pile of rubble Man [Verse 2] What started off as a first date Just turned into a hardcore rape Fuck ya so much ya get into shape And then shoot ya and up goes the police tape So I jump up in my car and try to escape But my posse is right there saying, "No, man, wait" I'm like, "No, you guys are just bait To bring me to the cops like I'm sitting on a plate And y'all motherfuckers know that ain't my fate" [Hook] [Verse 3] Now, if I was like you, I'd probably eat a can of corn And then go watch some porn Until my long dick gets worn But I ain't doing that ever since I been born I'm up driving around 'til four in the morn' Doing drive-by's and laying down on the horn And making sure I play the pussy until it's torn I'm tearing it up like a motherfucking storm And I like it hot, wet, and sticky like a Cinnabon And I ain't gonna tell ya the drugs I'm on Not like you'd even miss me when I'm gone I run this whole place, yeah, I'm the don Get in a high speed chase on the Autobahn I just can't run away for too long So I throw down my big ass bong And I spin my car so my way is wrong Cops get so close they could suck my dong But then they hit me and it ends this song