Sluts

[Verse 1] If I was to tweet the initials of all the girls that I been with Then I would probably exceed the 140 character limit I remember the first time, she said, "Can you fit it?" And I said, "I don't know," but that pussy looked famished So I crammed it and I rammed it all up in her slot She screamed and cried, to me it meant a lot But I stopped for a second and then it became apparent That before I put it in, I should've known that I would tear it Then I was on to my second try I hoped so bad that this one wouldn't cry Unless they were tears of joy or my jizz in her eye She had an ass so thick it could've been four-ply But she shit on my dick so I pulled it out and said, "Goodbye" I went to a doctor, she said I was spreading the disease But I said, "Bitch, please" Like I even care about a ho's feelings Doesn't even matter what they catch from me Least it's something for them to remember me You won't even care about getting HIV When you know you'll never meet another motherfucker like me You motherfucker's don't even know what I'm talking about No matter how slow I go, they still scream and shout Yelling in my ear? I'll rip your vocal cords out Yeah, I don't need that shit, I just wanna poke your holes out Damn, guess I'm the man I want you to give me pussy, so just call me Uncle Sam Sam I am, fuck green eggs and ham I'd rather have a piece of toast, pussy, and jam My dick in it But I'll still let it spit So don't throw a fit That the condom didn't fit You should've inspected it Don't take a detective to see that I ain't got a small dick Like Little Richard [Hook] Sluts, that's my weakness Tits, that's my weakness Butts, that's my weakness Bitch, that's my weakness [Verse 2] Okay, how about we compare lengths, but not dicks, I mean timing it Because once you fuck the girl and are already finishing That's about the time that I truly start to begin See, I'm fully versed in it, been practicing Don't even have to touch a bitch to have her orgasming And I'm just swagging, and I might be bragging About all the bitches that I be having But how can you not be living Like that when your balls are all sagging And your dick is just dragging Behind you, but you gotta just move on If you don't wanna hear any more, just tell me not to go on But I'll just say the easiest way to stop it is to turn off my song So now I make the girl cum twice Cause she's a two timing bitch and she's as cold as ice But after I finish with her, she's nicer than nice She's so emotional throughout it all like she's got twelve faces, like a pair of dice And when we're fucking she knows it's the closest she'll be to paradise I've had better before, but I suppose that this will suffice Cause I just need to park in her place so I can monopolize The crack game, the whole game, and then when I came Needed to take some clippers to the guys Since it turns out she was infested with them lice [Hook] [Verse 3] I pop pussy like a blemish New girl every week, it's a fetish They all give me head like lettuce Have a contest to see who's wettest And these bitches playing with me cause I joined the game a while back If they offer pussy, I'm gonna come at them like a runningback Their virginity is trying to commit a suicide attack But it don't matter if they lose it, because that's the one thing that I lack White, latina, rarely Asian, and any bitch out there that's black If you don't want it in your face then you had better duck, quack I'm not really sorry if you have a problem with the fluid from my sack I wasn't very fond of the fact that I had to chop and hack My way through the forest in your legs and then needed a flashlight to find my way back And also, I boned your mom while I wrote this track