Battlefield vs Call of Duty Rap Battle

C: Yo... Waddup Doc? It's C.O.D. dude (Hai) I'm here to batter Battlefield back To nineteen fourty-two So the entire world plays me When its Game-Time B: Since when was a game's main Selling point was fish A.I.? You're the least innovative of Game franchises Same game every year... What Your fanboys got Alzheimer's? Yeah... 'cos the way I see Every game since 0-4 coulda been DLC Did I say 0-4? I go further back in Time You're based off the quake engine From 1999! Oh 1999? Shit-dawg! That's as old As the song we stole this beat From! C: Oh no Im losing rap battle man I'm failing, I'm Through- Wait- oh yea I've have 70 million More players than you And did you have a single-player Campaign I can't remember I don't quite understand how People think you're a contender I've got Ghost, Soap, Price damn Such memorable men And you got hmmm, errr, wait- Uhhh who were they again? B: Yo who cares about protagonists AI Characters, it's all about the Multiplayer, real people, real Battles- Bitch! C: Well nice try with Bad Company But no cigar B: Well I rather no cigar than no DICE And wow- talk about memorable What was your theme tune? (Battlefield Tune) My theme tune rules! C: Oh you mean the one you stole From Terminator 2? B: You can take your perks, fool Circle jerk, too: I'll aim with skill, knife up in your Grill- next C: Well in my deathbed my grenade Will drop like Skrillex C: I tried your game once Logged on; spawned in it All the vehicles were taken So I walked for four minutes To get one-hit killed from a RPG From some gay bitch Then I got ran over by my team in a Jeep So I rage quit! B: Well I tried your game too It was really bad Couldn't hear shit over the Screaming kids calling me a queer Fag (well you are) By the time I was muted I was Stuck in spawn, mince meat Cos a prestige 4 year old was on A kiilllstreak Your matches suck It's just a violent bloodbath While I got more style than your Prices moustache C: Yo- where's your moustache Battlefield I must ask B: My players don't need to Compensate for what they can't Have And Graphic, ha Ghosts look Antique You call it next-gen I call it last week So fuck off, and go and find your Manhood Cos with Frostbyte 3, you know I Look damn good! C: To play you, you need a beastly PC DICE: wanna stop misleading your Geeks? Not every gamers wallet and their Bank is so massive to afford a top- Spec PC to run with maximum Graphics And geez Battlefield, for an fps Your fps sucks! How many frames do your run per Second? 10? Well fuck! B: Stop living in the past Come to next gen We're the best then Where we clock a hot 60fps man And 64 simultaneous players C: Well in this gen, you're only 24 That's a failure to gamers B: Well you got the static map design That barely changes I'm all about the real battlefields Big open spaces And explain how a game, that is Claiming to have, a realistic dog Could be such a fake Bitch! C: This rap battle's not clever man It's audacious, when you got Rihanna, and I got l Eminem on my Trailers And what do you got to offer next Then, dog? Cos whatever it is, it's not as good As my next gen dog! He took a helicopter man, that's a Violent stray poochie! B: Shit, was is this, a Michael Bayne Movie? That's just a cut-scene from yiur Campaign! For me, that kinda shit Happens in- game! So while I blow up a skyscraper Jihad a jeep While you use the same damn gun Week after week You are the killstreak in my land You pilot the plane, not call it in From an earpiece and an iPad My Nan could do that, that's how it Seems to me C: Let me teach you a word: Accessibility. Remember fun? Have You played a game before? You Think you know battles, you can't Even beat me in the sales war! Where are the most elitest fags are Killed? Dum Dum De Dum Dum Only in Battlefield B: Nah, you're all me me me, I'm Taking care of my team, let's settle This like a man son! C: Wait... why are we rapping? We Have guns *Gunshots* (End)