CROOKED

MOMS IN THE KITCHEN, DOIN' LOTS OF BITCHIN' POPS ON THE COUCH, HANDS ON THE NUTS HE'S ITCHIN' I JUST GOTTA WORRY BOUT THE PITCHES THAT I'M SHIFTIN' PLAYIN' NEED FOR SPEED, DAMN RIGHT I'M DRIFTIN' GOT A LOTTA SYRUP IN THIS LEAN THAT I'M SIPPIN' SO MUCH DAMN INJUSTICE THINK THAT I MIGHT DO A SIT IN GIMME AN O I'LL FLIP IT, STEP TO ME YOU'LL GET HIT IF YA GOT A FLAT TIRE, THEN I'LL FUCKIN' FIX IT IF I WERE A PRESIDENT I'D BE JUST LIKE NIXON I HAVE NEVER OBSTRUCTED JUSTICE AND I THINK, TOO, THAT I CAN SAY THAT IN MY YEARS OF PUBLIC LIFE, THAT I WELCOME THIS KIND OF EXAMINATION BECAUSE PEOPLE HAVE GOT TO KNOW WHETHER OR NOT THEIR PRESIDENT IS A CROOK. WELL, I'M NOT A CROOK. I'VE EARNED EVERYTHING I'VE GOT WOW! I AIN'T NO CROOK CUZ I DO IT BY THE BOOK BUT IF YOU GOT A WALLET FULL OF CASH, IT'LL GET TOOK AND IF YOU GOTA FUCKIN' WEED STASH, I'LL HITCHA WIT A HOOK AND IF YA THINK THAT'S RASH THEN I'LL POKE YA EYE SO YOU CAN'T LOOK