A Really Cool Dance Song

We grew up in the suburbs Got guitars for Christmas And started a punk rock band Then we traveled the nation Became a sensation In our '82 Dodge van And now we're gettin' older And much more sober And we got some big house payments to make The wife wants a handbag The kids need college We just need one hit single to break Get ready, here it comes! This song sounds like a dance song Because dance songs are cool now So get up and shake what your momma gave ya Its our attempt at a dance song A really cool dance song Its gonna be a great big hit! And now the label's so stoked They dont get the damn joke Downloads are off the charts! Like those bands on the TV In frilly Tuxedos The ones that break the young girls' hearts And now we can too! This song sounds like a dance song Because dance songs are cool now So get up and shake what your momma gave ya Its our attempt at a dance song A really cool dance song We can't wait to hear the remix! This song sounds like a dance song Because dance songs are cool now So get up and shake what your momma gave ya Its our attempt at a dance song A really cool dance song Its gonna be a great big hit! Who the hell are we foolin'? This isnt really what we do! We had to borrow this keyboard We only listen to Motley Crue But its gonna be funny Cause this song will be number 1! This song sounds like a dance song Because dance songs are cool now So get up and shake what your momma gave ya This song sounds like a dance song Because dance songs are cool now So get up and shake what your momma gave ya Its our attempt at a dance song A really cool dance song We can't wait to hear the remix! This song sounds like a dance song Because dance songs are cool now So get up and shake what your momma gave ya Its our attempt at a dance song A really cool dance song Its gonna be a great big hit! Its our new sound! We're gonna take it to the next level! You’re gonna hear us in all the clubs Dudes, wait, the drums just...dropped out The drums... No it doesn’t sound good anymore....It...I can’t find the rhythm...on the...deal It’s...nah, it’s cool...no it’s not...ALRIGHT! We’re back! We are dancing this is awesome! We are dancing Dancing, dancing, dancing And we’re dancing, dancing, dancing WOO!