Spooky Mormon Hell Dream

[ELDER PRICE:] Long ago when I was five I snuck in the kitchen late at night And ate a donut with a maple glaze My father asked who ate the snack I said that it was my brother Jack And Jack got grounded for fourteen days I've lived with that guilt All of my life And the terrible vision That I had that night! No! Please, I don't wanna go baaaaack!!!! CHORUS: Ha ha ha ha ha!!! Down, down thy soul is cast! From the Earth whenceforth ye fell! The path of fire leads thee to Spooky Mormon Hell Dream! Welcome back to Spooky Mormon Hell Dream! You are having A Spooky Mormon Hell Dream now! [ELDER PRICE:] And now I've gone and done it again! [Chorus:] Rectus! [ELDER PRICE:] I've committed another awful sin! [Chorus:] Dominus! [ELDER PRICE:] I left my mission companion All alone [Chorus:] Spookytus! [ELDER PRICE:] Oh God, how could I have done this to you?! [Chorus:] Deus! [ELDER PRICE:] How could I break rule seventy-two? [Chorus:] Creepyus! [ELDER PRICE:] And now my soul hath just been Thrown Back into Spooky Mormon Hell Dream! [Chorus:] Down, down to Satan's realm! See where you belong! There is nothing you can do! No escape from Spooky Mormon Hell Dream! [JESUS:] You blamed your brother for eating the donut And now you walk out on your mission companion?! You're a DICK! [ELDER PRICE:] Jesus, I'm sorry! [Chorus:] Jesus hates you, this we know! For Jesus just told you so! [SKELETON 1:] You remember Lucifer! [SKELETON 2:] He is even spookier! [SATAN:] Minions of Hades Have you heard the news? Kevin was caught playing hooky! Now he's back With all you Cath'lics and Jews It's super spooky-wooky! [ELDER PRICE:] I'm sorry, Lord, it was selfish of me To break the rules, please I Don't wanna be in this Spooky Mormon Hell Dream! [Chorus:] Spooky Mormon Hell Dream! Genghis Khan Jeffrey Dahmer Hitler Johnnie Cochran! The spirits all surround you Spooky spooky spooky! [ADOLPH HITLER:] I started a war, and killed millions of Jews! [GENGHIS KHAN:] I slaughtered the Chinese! [JEFFREY DAHMER:] I stabbed a guy and fucked his corpse! [JOHNNIE COCHRAN:] I got O.J. freed! [ELDER PRICE:] You think thats bad? I broke rule seventy-two! [HITLER, KHAN, DAHMER, COCHRAN:] Hoh?!?!? [ELDER PRICE:] I left my companion! I'm way worse than you! I hate this Spooky Mormon Hell Dream! [Chorus:] Spooky Mormon Hell Dream! [KHAN:] AHHHH [ELDER PRICE:] Please, Heavenly Father! Give me one more chance! I won't break the rules again! I can't believe Jesus called me a dick! [Chorus:] Welcome, welcome To Spooky Mormon Hell Dream! You are never waking up From Spooky Mormon Hell Dream! [ELDER PRICE:] Oh, please help me Father! Please let me wake up! Give me one more chance! I won't let you down again! [Chorus:] Down, down thy soul is cast! From the Earth whenceforth ye fell! This must be it, you must be there You must be in Spooky Mormon Hell Dream now!