Institutionalized 2014

Yo, I came home from work the other day I was tired, I just wanted to sit back in my big chair And play a little a Xbox You know, relax a little Then my wife comes in, she start telling me I play too much Xbox I said "What the fuck do you mean? This is just how I relax Can't I just play a little Xbox?" Then she says "I saw on Oprah today that guys that play video games don't love their wives" I'm like, "Motherfucking bitch, fuck Oprah! I don't give a fuck, I just wanna play my video game! I don't give a fuck about Oprah, Oprah ain't got no man You better worry about your motherfucking self I just wanna kill some motherfuckers on Xbox" She says: "You seem like you have a anger problem, maybe you need some help" I'm like, "Bitch! Call the police now!" Gonna be institutionalized You'll come out brainwashed with bloodshot eyes You won't have anything to say They'll brainwash you until you see their way I'm not crazy, institution You're the one who's crazy, institution You're driving me crazy, institution They put me in a institution said it was the only solution To give me the professional help to save me from the enemy, myself The other day I go on the Internet, I'm just trying to check my email So I put in my password, it says I have an invalid password I know my fucking password So then it says "go to customer service" So I get on customer service, I start talking to this dude This motherfucker sounds like he was from India or some shit He says to me, "What's your first dog's name?" I don't know what my fucking first dog's name was What the fuck's the matter with you? I just want my password, give me my fucking password! So then he ends up giving me my password And he says, "Your password has been sent to your email address" I'm like, "I can't get in my email address What about 'can't get in my email address' Do you not understand, motherfucker? He says, "Oh my God, it seems like you have an anger problem You should have that checked out" Aaaahh! I'm not crazy, institution You're the one who's crazy, institution You're driving me crazy, institution They put me in a institution said it was the only solution To give me the professional help to save me from the enemy, myself The other day I'm just sitting alone On lunch break at my job Trying to eat a ham sandwich Got a little potato chips on the side, a little Kool-Aid This motherfucker walks up to me and says "Are you gonna eat that?" Like, "Yeah I'm gonna eat that What the fuck you think I'm gonna do Shove it up your ass? "Do you understand that that pork can kill you?" "Look, motherfucker, pork is not gonna kill me Unless they figure a way to shoot it out with a fucking gun But I might kill you if you keep fucking with me!" He says, "Hey, calm down, I'm a vegan" Fuck, a vegan! I couldn't give a fuck if you eat sawdust, motherfucker Just step away from my fucking sandwich! He says, "Do you realize how much sugar is in that Kool-Aid?" I said, "Do you realize how much blood is in the human body? Do you wanna see it, motherfucker?" He says, "Oh my God, you need therapy You have an anger problem." Aaaaahhh! I'm not crazy, institution You're the one who's crazy, institution You're driving me crazy, institution They pull me in a institution said it was the only solution To give me the professional help to save me from the enemy, myself Suicidal