Don't Ask Me How I Know

Don't ride your bike off a ramp that's more than three bricks high Don't take that candy from the store if you ain't got the dime Don't pick a fight with a little guy that doesn't talk that much Don't pick up a cherrybomb thinkin' it's a dud And don't sneak out of a 2 story house usin' bed sheets for a rope Don't ask me how I know (Chorus:) Sell your truck while it's still runnin', save the Jesus off the dash Say a prayer when you feel like cussin', save your money pay with cash Forget your pride, buy the roses, if you're sorry tell her so Don't drink the water in Mexico Don't ask me how I know Don't quit your high school football team halfway through the season Don't bust your buddy in the nose when you know he didn't mean it Don't lose a girl you love at home for a night in Panama City Don't rush off the phone when your Mama calls you ain't that busy Ya oughta make that drive to say goodbye to your grampa ‘fore he goes Don't ask me how I know (Chorus) Forget your pride buy the roses, if you love her tell her so Don't go to Vegas with your heart broke Don't bum your cousin for that first smoke I'm tellin' ya, don't drink the water in Mexico Don't ask me how I know Don't ask me how I know I just know Sell your truck while it's still runnin', say a prayer when you feel like cussin' I know