Leopard-Skin Pill Box Hat

[Verse 1] Well, I see you got your brand new leopard-skin pillbox hat Yes, I see you got your brand new leopard-skin pillbox hat Well, you must tell me, baby How your head feels under something like that Under your brand new leopard-skin pillbox hat [Verse 2] Well, you look so pretty in it Honey, can I jump on it sometime? Yes, I just want to see If it’s really that expensive kind You know it balances on your head Just like a mattress balances On a bottle of wine Your brand new leopard-skin pillbox hat [Verse 3] Well, if you want to see the sun rise Honey, I know where We’ll go out and see it sometime We’ll both just sit there and stare Me with my belt Wrapped around my head And you just sittin there In your brand new leopard-skin pillbox hat [Verse 4] Well, I asked the doctor if I could see you It’s bad for your health, he said Yes, I disobeyed his orders I came to see you But I found him there instead You know, I don’t mind him cheatin on me But I sure wish he’d take that off his head Your brand new leopard-skin pillbox hat [Verse 5] Well, I see you got a new boyfriend You know, I never seen him before Well, I saw you making love with him You forgot to close the garage door You might think he loves you for your money But I know what he really loves you for: It’s your brand new leopard-skin pillbox hat