Say Man

[Verse] Say man, what's that boy? I want to tell you about your girlfriend What about my girl? Well, you don't look strong enough to take the message I'm strong enough I might hurt your feelings My feelings are already hurt by being here with you Well, I was walking down the street with your girl the other day Ah, ha And the wind was blowing real hard Is that right? And the wind blew her hair into my face Ah, ha You know what else happened? What happened? The wind blew her hair into her face Yeah? And we went a little further, you wanna hear the rest of it? I might as well The wind blew her hair into the street Okay, since you told me about my girl I'm going to tell you about yours I was walking down the street with your girl Yes? I took her home, for a drink, you know Took her home? Yeah, just for a drink Oh But that chick looked so ugly She had to sneak up on the glass to get a drink of water You've got the nerve to call somebody ugly Why, you so ugly, the stork That brought you in the world oughta be arrested That's alright, my momma didn't have to put a sheet On my head so sleep could slip up on me Look a here What's that? Where are you from? South America What's that? South America You don't look like no South American to me I'm still from South America What part? South Texas Where are your working boots at? I've got them on There aren't no boots you got on, those broguettes Hey, look a here What's that? I've bin trying to figure out what you is I already figured out what you is What's that? You that thing I throw peanuts at Look a here What's that? You should be ashamed of yourself Why? Calling people ugly I didn't call you ugly What you say? I said you was ruined, that's all You know something? What? You look like you've bin whooped with a ugly stick Hey, I haven't got nothing to do with it but I beat the fellah, right