Sunday School

Alright kids uh welcome to your first Sunday school class alright let’s get right into it okay? Okay Did you know that Jesus died on the cross, just to keep you from masturbating? And did you know that prior to 1960, he frowned on interracial dating? Well my name is Bobby Johnson And I teach about god’s loving wrath And though I try to live by the Bible, and what it says I think I might’ve stumbled from the path Because I’m gay for Jesus, creator of all good A charitable carpenter, that’s why he’s given me wood I’m gay for Jesus, let the people rejoice But it’s not about lust, I don’t want to nail him, that was a poor word choice Did you know Satan wears a cape made out of a rainbow flag? And did you know that Jesus hates abortions, unless the kid was a f- Jew? Well I try to live by the Bible But it tells me that my thoughts aren't right But those particular pages might be stuck together From the little bit of sinning I did last night Because they told me to love Jesus, I chose an alternative route Well I was so sad when he was in that cave but I was thrilled when he came out Well I’m gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace I said pour you love all over me, but please aim away from my face