Men & Women

Men and women This song is called "Men and Women"! Men are like vows, because they are easily broken. Oh, yeah Women are like cows, because they both have vaginas Men are like muzzles, because they try to shut you up. Oh, yeah Women are like puzzles, because prior to 1920, neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't Aah, a man is an eagle, yeah, a woman is a dove Women can fake orgasms, but men can fake love Women are like fingers and toes, because they're easy to count on. It's cute Men are like ravens and crows, because they hate using condoms Women are like "Yahtzee!"s, oh, because I rarely get them Men are like Nazis, because they both caused the Holocaust. It's true Yeah, for every dollar that a man makes, a women makes seventy cents That doesn't make sense That's not fair, the man's only left with thirty Oh, men and women, it's black and white, and an area of grey for hermaphrodites Oh yeah, oh, yeah, yeah Male strippers always look like they are applying lotion, and female strippers dancing on the pole just look like confused firemen