High School Party

High School party, senior year Boys and girls are all sipping on beer I like soda, where’s the soda Am I the only fucking person here that likes soda I see you from across the crowd I said the party is bumping and the music is loud You’re really drunk and you’re looking sad It’s like a date rape ad Girl, then we start to dance and Girl, baby this is romance Girl, I’m starting to grow down below Shit why did I wear sweat pants Girl, you’re bodies like what Conjunction junction, that’s a fine ass but I’m like a cashew in a lollipop Just keeping sucking til you get to the nut And I said Let’s rob an Asian kitchen, or stroll down the block Either way girl, we’re taking a walk/wok nothing You’re going to love me the way my uncle did Except you’re not gonna to go to court for doing it Be a guillotine or my girl instead Either way, you’re giving me head I’m gonna love you the right way Shorty with a body looking hotty when I say Girl When I say girl We go into the bedroom exchanging nervous laughter Why’s it called dry humping if I always need a towel after You spread your naked legs and I see that wound that never healed Even though you’re yelling for me, I can tell your lips are sealed We’re both aware of my erection You ask if I have protection I say Well um no I-I tried to buy em once I was in the convenient store My old baby sitter walked in I had to hide them near the tic-tacs I was so embarrassed I peed myself a little bit Girl Girl Insert a euphemism A sexy mental prism Increase my pelvic rhythm Fill you with my syllogism I know your body and I know how to please you Don’t thank me, thank Wikipedia Guys don’t go down, well I am What the fuck is that I should have brought my diagram Ooh did you feel that That was an educated guess Ooh did you feel that That one was a sneeze, my bad High school party, senior year None of that happened cause I wasn’t invited