#Deep

This song's about how deep I am I'm really fucking deep bro So deep that it's called... "hashtag deep" Have you ever stopped to watch a bluebird drop from a tree, and take to the air? Me neither Have you ever took time out to finish a rhyme but the right words just weren't there? Meat cleaver The people in my life are like grains of sand Cause they stick together Yeah.. Often near my butt hole If life is an ocean than I am a deep and handsome fish A fish that's drowning If the artistic process is a birth canal Then I am a freshly jellied kid Come witness my crowning These thoughts of mine Must be a sign that I'm Hashtag Deep (Newer version) If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land? Have you ever accidentally peed on the toilet seat instead of your girlfriends face? Me neither.. Me neither! Have you ever taken a side of bacon and jacked off watching babe? Me neither! Me neither! Have you ever seen a girl on Halloween that looks like she's dressed for a rape? Yes, not her fault though you sick fucks The people in my life are like blades of grass Cause they're all so grounded but at least grass stays away from my butthole! Art is a harlot And I am her sassy urban friend Mmm, bitch why you being so selfish? If momma is right and the world is my oyster Then I must have an allergy to shellfish You don't know How could you know If life makes you wish you were dead Just put on a good movie and then promptly put a bullet in your head Spend forever asleep, cause life pales in comparison to living the dream Hashtag Deep