Big Girls Need Love Too

[Talking] Hey, What-Nots, what's happenin? The Moments, what it is, brother? Hey let's talk about what we know how to talk about best And what is that? Girls Right on! [Singing] Girls, I like 'em fat, I like 'em tall Some skinny, some small, I got to get to know them all [Beat Change] [Hook] I know this is true Big girls need love too I'm not lyin when I'm talking to you Skinny girls need somebody to call 'em boo (*2X*) You got a body that it takes a horny man to appreciate I'm not the kind of guy to trip about your weight Uh uh, you my plus size princess It must of took three people to get you in that dress When I seen your big booty I flip my wig But everything else about you is just as big You're built like Jabba the Hut with two butts One in the back, one in the front Got my mind on my money and my money on your food Cause if I don't take you out to eat you'll catch an attitude I'm no Denzel when it comes to pull I know you're only with me because I keep you full I used to come over with condoms to smash in you But now I bring a snack for you Twinkies always seem to get your ass in the mood And when you're done grubbin, we go back to your room You're so freaky when it's time to get it on Sometimes we put ketchup on the bed before we bone If you haven't had a big girl, let me describe it It's like havin sex with a water bed But who needs a bed when you're there to lay on Who needs a pillow when I got your big arm I love gettin lost inside your big body I'd let you do anything, except ride me She's double my body weight, double my fun I'm doubling my pleasure like double mint gum Double my body weight, double the fun I'm doubling my pleasure like double mint gum [Hook] You got a body that it takes a horny man to appreciate I'm not the kind of guy to trip about your weight Uh uh, I know why you been skipping dinner Them white boys been telling you you need to be thinner I used to get uncomfortable whenever we ate Cause you would just sit there and stare at the plate But I been saving hella money since I know what's up No more dinner dates cause you just throw it up But I still got love for you Even though I don't know what to do Everywhere we go people give grub to you Cause you look like a hungry P.O.W Sometimes I think about just leaving I wanna break up with you but you won't give me a reason We been together three years, I've never seen you eatin You're so skinny I can see your heart beatin You're half the calories and half the fat But Blueprint still loves you even if your chest is flat You're half the calories and half the fat But Blueprint still loves you even if your chest is flat, girl [Hook] Ayo, fat girl Come here, are you ticklish? Ayo fat girl Yeah, I called you fat Ayo fat girl Ayo fat girl Ayo fat girl Look at me, I'm skinny ---] (Digital Underground, The Humpty Dance)