The Incredible Fulk

I am the result of an experiment that went wrong Whenever a chick would call me a bastard while We were fucking, my dick would become four feet long (you bastard) Yeah I'ma tell you the story of a scientist Who's experiments were very odd He dreamed of creating a p[?] That would make men's dicks stay hard He advertised in the paper Bout some lucky guy who needed a gig So i went to apply for the motherfucking job Not knowing i would be a guinea pig He said, "just stay calm I promise you, you won't get hurt I've tried this shit on hogs and frogs And i tell you, god damn it, it worked! You see this shit here in this needle? It's gonna change your whole Motherfucking life" He said, "when i get through with that prick of yours I'ma let you try it out on my wife, yeah" I said, what? Yeah She laid down and spreaded her legs And said, "boy, come on in" But when i pulled my dick out The whore began to grin "Degrate myself with something like that? Huh, not me" She said, "you may not believe this But i've seen bigger pricks on a flea" And that made me mad, yeah So i climbed up on top of this bitch And i put my dick in to the hip I said, "Just lay back and get ready bitch While i give you some of my filth" The cunt on this bitch was so fucking big I swear i was like fucking outer space And after i put my dick in this bitch I think i was up to my waist I said, "help somebody!" (help me help me, incredible) She said, "fucking something like this I tell ya is a disaster!" Then that bitch wrapped her legs around my waist And said, "fuck me you fucking bastard!" (fuck me fuck me) Suddenly something strange began to happen to me And my prick began to rise (say what) It grew and it grew and it grew and it grew to Eighty times its size! (god damn) She started to scream as i shot a load in her As her pussy broke up like glass It came out her mouth and her eyes and her nose And out of the crack a her ass She hollered and screamed and screamed And hollered as she began to shit But this four-feet ten-inch prick of mine Had tore her pussy to bits, yeah The incredible fuck Yeah, the incredible fuck I told my friends What had happened and they thought it all was lies So i dropped my pants to show them my prick But it was back to its normal size I tried to tell them what thad happened But they swear i must be wrong They said how could a pussy be s-ripped to bits By a prick only two inches long? (it's the money) Yeah, i couldn't understand that shit my god damn self Suddenly hoes from everywhere came running To find out if it was true That a dude with a two inch prick Could make the walls of a chick's pussy cave through It was true all mother fucking right And they was dying to find out, yeah The incredible fuck It was too big to suck I had to carry it on a truck Ah what motherfucking luck Then one morning i read in the paper Something that made me sick Some dumb cracker was giving a million dollars To anyone with the biggest prick Then suddenly it occurred to me That money's what i've been after I could win this shit If i only i could get someone to call me a bastard Yeah, incredible fuck is what i'll be Talking bout minerals and protein Man my dick was full So i went on and entered the contest Not knowing i had to compete against a bull There was also a dinosaur, a hippopotamus And a gorilla and just when i thought that i had it made I looked around and there was Godzilla Huh huh huh I started to get scared; My knees started shaking, yeah The juror was a redneck He said, "all this motherfucking shit i mastered" He said, "drop your pants And show that prick of yours you nigger bastard" And he shouldn't have did that god damn shit Suddenly horns grew out of my head A devil tail growing behind My eyes crossed all up and shit Train smoke started coming out my nose And that prick of mine started to rise And rise and rise and rise! and rise! Til it was taller than the empire state building The shit was sticking up in the air so far Planes had to re-route themselves To keep from running into it The moon had to get off its axis And go the other motherfucking way Because that prick of mine was Way up there in the atmosphere, ya queer Yeah ah ah haha ha ha ha ha ah ah ah ah ah And i won the money honey All of that shit And then i looked around And that was the dinosaur, mad And that was Godzilla So you know what I did there I rammed Godzilla in the ass And then I got a hole to the bull I threw his motherfucking ass In the cellar as steaks Which left my fridgerator full Yeah, the incredible fuck Gotta carry it in my truck What motherfucking luck It's too big to suck Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh Ha ha aah ah ah ah I like to say something about a friend of mine Who swears that he can rap He talk all kinda shit on the radio Like his motherfucking lips got the clap The motherfucker that i'm rapping about I'm sure that you all know All the faggots call him Darling But you know him as Kurtis Blow You think he's good, you think he's it But i'm here to tell you that he ain't shit Cause his ass can't take what his ears will see Cause i cum on his mind make him weak in the knees Play with his woman's pussy til the hairs turn red Make her jerk off her daddy, give a mammoth some head Keep her cumming til there ain't none left Cause I can fuck so good I wanna fuck myself I go ooh, I go ah I go ooh ooh ah ah Oooh, ah ah I go ooh, I go ah I go ooh-ooh ah ah Oooh ooh ah ah Yeah And these- this is the way he say it He got a little shit to talk I say do it, i say do it, i say do it, do it, do it But that doesn't compare with this motherfucker here I go ooh, I go ah I go ooh ah ah Oooh ooh ah ah I go ooh, I go ah I go ooh ooh ah ah Oooh ooh ah ah Fee fee fo fum ooh ooh cum cum Ooh ooh ah ah ooh ooh ah ah Now when everybody up here in your town And my prick all you chicks are after And you don't want your pussy torn to threads Don't call me a bastard The incredible fuck I have to carry it in a truck It's too big to suck What motherfucking luck Yeah, unh