Rapp Dirty/Blowfly's Rapp

This is Blowfly, the master of class And I'm here to sock some soul to your ass Guys and girls, bull dykes and faggots Gonna rap in your ear till your ass get ragged If the world should end I'll be under no strain I'd blast right off with my ding-a-ling Gonna rap to all you motherfuckers About my best friends, those no-good truckers Ride down the road carrying a load Feeling more sexy than a pregnant toad Checking out the scene on my CB Cause I don't want no bears fucking with me That's a big 10-4, good buddy Smoking weed, feeling fine When suddenly I see a blue light behind Uh, caller dickhead, check out my crack I think I got a bear on my back He's on my ass and that's no joke But I'm gonna leave that blue light motherfucker in the smoke 10-4 Said hih, ha, hih, ha, hih, ha, ha Hih, ha, hih, ha, hih, heh, heh 1-2, I said fuck you 3-4, your mammy's a whore 5-6, check out this dick, yeah While I was going around the corner, doing about 80 Looking between the thighs of some big pussy lady While checking out the thighs of this fine ho I could tell she had a lotta ass below But stopped up ahead for a bite to eat I said, "Hey bitch, give me some of this fine meat" She said, "I got it here, so come on with it But just make sure you got enough meat to get it" I said, "My hands are large, and my prick is bigger Just open up your eyes while I pull my trigger, yeah" I grabbed the bitch by the hair and then headed for the room She had a fine body, but a face like a coon She sat on the bed and pulled off her clothes As the funk from her pussy started fuckin' with my nose Suddenly I find that it all was a waste Cause there was a big prick staring me in the face I kicked it with my feet and hit it with my hand What I thought was a bitch was nothing but a man An you know what I did then, huh I said uh, I said ah I said uh, ah, uh, ah, ah Uh, I said ah I said uh, ah, uh, ah, ah And I got the hell out of there, that's what I did So I grabbed my shit and got back in the truck And I thought to myself, "What the fuck" After messing up my day and spoiling my plans I said to myself I can still use my hand Thought about the fine bitch I had back home And suddenly I couldn't help but to play with my bone, yeah While riding to the state of Alabama In a little town where I loved to ramble I went in this bar, said "What the heck Motherfuckerer no good redneck Some asshole at the end of the bar Said, "Hey, nigger boy, do you know who you are?" I pulled out my dick and broke the bartenders glass And I said, "All you motherfuckers can't kick my ass" I remember what my daddy said one night He said, "Niggers pricks is bigger than whites" But my black ass was in for a big surprise Cause that cracker's dick was three times my size And of course you know, that isn't a big 10-4 Uh, I said, "Feets, don't y'all fail me now Let's get the hell outta here" He said, "Boy, I'm gon' kick your ass till your head turn blue There ain't nothing I hate worser than a nigger or Jew" I said, "Are you sure you wanna fuck with me? I'm a distant cousin to Muhammad Ali" Suddenly his big prick began to shrink He said, "Come on, boy, let's have a drink" Those rednecks in the corner started getting up outta their seats Carrying big clubs, wearing white sheets He said, "Listen nigger man I'm the grand dragon of the Ku Klux Klan" He said, "There's no nigger badder than me Motherfuck you and Muhammad Ali" I threw my drink in his face and I started to run As I felt the lead from his shotgun I got in my rig and covered up my face And I drove my truck through that motherfucking place Hoes started to run with glass in their hair And the cracker's ass was flying everywhere The grand dragon was on the ground with his ass bloody And I looked at him, I said, "10-4, good buddy, yeah" I reached in the seat and grabbed a bottle of wine And I looked in the mirror and said, "I can't stand myself sometimes, huh" And then I said, I said uh, I said ah I said uh, ah, uh, ah, ah Uh, I said ah I said uh, ah, uh, ah, ah Uh, I said ah I said uh, ah, uh, ah I'm the boss with the shoot off I'm the king with the ding-a-ling I'm the hound with the crown I'm the dog with it all I'm the prince with dollar sense I'm the king with the sweet thing, yeah I said uh, I said ah I said fee, fee, fum, fum, ooh, ooh, come, come Ooh, ooh, ah, ah, ooh, ooh, ah, ah, ooh, ooh, ah, ah Rapp dirty (x20)