Think Outside the Box

[Verse 1] Playing star again on a steel horse I ride anywhere I roam With my eye on filling my palm With a titty from a city where I'm strumming a song Poorly but surely the next girl next door needs To prove that she really does truly adore me So horny at a [?] and shake warning Some fanner heynannernanner's getting hammered Sore like a scene from a porno flick it seems That the more hardcore my scheme she's keen On banging her head like Slayer's playing in my lap Till she looks like she's doing a Got Milk ad Sounds bad but believe me any girl this easy Has had more bands in her than CBGBs If she needs me to meet her needs, she needs to stay awake As her legs are the only thing that's open this late [Chorus] But what kind of a slut would want to sleep with me You've gotta be fucked up to want to sleep with me When she gets her panties lower than her self-esteem I'll show her what her mommy did that made her daddy leave [Break] Ask not what your cunt can do for you Ask what you can do for your cunt (x2) [Verse 2] This all-access backstage pass is Acting as an aphrodesiac with this Floozie that laughs as she flashes her ass And then asks for an autograph, that obviously practices In front of a mirror, knees touching her ears On all fours so much she gives her age in dog years She's like a microphone cause she gets used by the singer When you kiss her you're pretty much blowing Kip Winger [Chorus] But what kind of a slut would want to sleep with me You've gotta be fucked up to want to sleep with me When she gets her panties lower than her self-esteem I'll show her what her mommy did that made her daddy leave [Break] Ask not what your cunt can do for you Ask what you can do for your cunt (x2) [Outro] Ask not what your cunt can do for you Ask what you can do for your cunt Stop giving them kittens for free to creeps like me (x4)