Get Your Boof On

[Intro] Ah, put that away darling, goodness gracious You're going to embarress me in front of this lot [?] darling, is my bow tie on properly? Good, good, good. Ahem, mic check Now ladies and gentlemen, hurry now to your seats The show's about to begin, and my word you're in for a treat Buckle up your belts now, hold on to your knickers at all costs As we welcome you to part 2 of Pigs in the Porn Trough [Eso] It's like my life's a song and everyone knows That if my lights are on that everyone's home And that's a serious shindig, a guaranteed fix Cause even 20.20 motherfuckers haven't seen shit I want the fans at my show to put the mosh in pit Barbecuin' with my crew chillin' off my tits With a maid that'll slave cook and wash my dick In a house that I own didn't cost me shit [Bliss] So just bounce, we up in the club bumper to bumper I just wanna jump in the bunker and hump her like thumper And Mrs Purty's ass wouldn't stop buzzin' and shakin' I wanna take her to the shed (for hot lovin' relations) Love the touch of pudge spillin' out the top of your britches I wanna put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit The twisted man on the job when you ain't lovin' her right The perverted, poetical plumber who's pluggin' her pipe [Hook] Hey yo ladies? "Yeah" Does rubbin' the nub make you crazy? "Yeah" You got tits and buts with no maybes? "Oh yeah" Well answer me this, do you love a good boofin', well? "Hell yeah" Hey yo gentlemen? "Yeah" You ready to up jump and represent? "Yeah" If she's game and you game you adventurous? "Yeah" You got that look in your eyes, now everybody break the ice and get your boof on tonight [Eso] I got my willy in your mouth ho, Sydney's in the house bro Writin' free, lightin' weed, chillin' on the couch blown And there's no holdin' it in Roll out your red rug love, give me that Dolmio grin [Bliss] Ew, I'm that stench trench digger like Dirk workin' your lawn Servin' the words of this song, got birds slurpin' my schlong Watch it grow huge now, my tower that's made of wood That just rolls though town to deflower the native bush [Eso] See they might have money for a Lex or Rolls But I got these mingers pingin' wishin' they had extra holes So let me plat your puss, while I hang you from your undies No note in the mornin', just a kanga' in your dunny [Bliss] See I just tickle your nipples and give you giggles to you stomach Flip you and hit you and watch shock waves ripple up your buttocks Make you scream like Gail Weather, dick dippin' in your clit As I ream your tail feather, leave knickers in a twist [Hook] [Eso] We've got Buddha and booby to blaze and bounce when we chill Consumed by hooters that truly make me bounce on her frills Ha Ha Ha, fireplace fondling, fingers in your fun house Growlin' out Mother Nature till it's sundown [Bliss] Through a mist of toxic bud the Gov rocks the club And if you fly I'm the pilot for your cockpit love Bathin' with black booty beauties like the prince of Zamunda Love is blind, I'm Richard Prior like "Punta punta punta" I might be bearded with my pipe, but this naval captain shabby Will not explore down under unless you shave your map of Tassie [Eso] Too right Governor, ain't nothin' new to these cunnies So drop your daks young love, show us that zoo in your undies [Bridge 1] There was a beaver, 2 calves when I found her lair 100 crabs, and an ass with 1000 hairs A purrin' pussy that plays head tricks on my mind An oily oyster and a dead fish I can't find [Hook] [Bridge 2] Get your boof on, now get your boof on Cause it's a good song, to get your boof on Get your boof on, now get your boof on Cause it's a good song, to get your boof on Get your boof on tonight, get your boof on tonight Get your boof on, get your boof on, get your boof on tonight If she's lookin' that tight, with that pussy delight Then get your boof on, get your boof on, get your boof on tonight